Stake 020

[fivebyfivebaby]

Oh look the prom rolled into town!  Seriously, I'm all for free booze and free food - like fancy food - but seriously, evening gowns?  What next?  Giles and Wesley showing up with tea and crumpets and teaching me to be a lady?  Or B, with Angel, twirling around and them emoing all over the dancefloor.  At least the gravity got switched back on

Comments

[trashes_rejoice]

Aaaaa now you're wearing a dress like that we definitely have to get drunk together.

[fivebyfivebaby]

We can get drunk together but you're not getting to see me out of it.

[trashes_rejoice]

Kukuku...sounds like a plan.

My hands can slip into it, you know.

[fivebyfivebaby]

I'd tell you where I am but I think tits and vaginas are like homing beacons to you.

Your hands slip into it without me giving you the green light and I break them.

[ninjamalaproper]

I do not wish to speak with you.

[fivebyfivebaby]

Excuse me for just checking that you were still living and breathing.

[Private to Faith/Ziva]

[ninjamalaproper]

The last time we spoke you strangled me. Excuse me for being testy.

[Private to Faith/Ziva]

[fivebyfivebaby]

Because you don't know how to fight. Tell me, how did it feel to have your ass handed to you?

[[ooc: Faith is sort of veering back and forth over how she feels on this issue right now.]]

[jerseynumber3]

...Prom? I'm assuming this is some sort of formal, American school ceremony? What is it for?

[fivebyfivebaby]

It's for preppy bitches who like to dance and blow daddy's credit card on some creampuff or skanky dress and for the head cheerleader to bang the whole football team. I dropped out so I never went and I was...otherwise engaged at that time anyway.

[jerseynumber3]

D'oh! That sounds... Most awful...

*feels extremely uncomfortable because he was captain of his school's football team*

Engaged? In doing what, or to whom, if you don't mind my asking?

Apologies. Curiosity manages to get the best of me, sometimes.

[fivebyfivebaby]

Nah, it wasn't too bad. I mean, like, I had a good gig, running around doing evil shit, raising hell.

[jumpyexorcist]

I wouldn't call what I'm wearing an evening gown...

ooc: Faith really cracks me up. She's too witty. xD

[fivebyfivebaby]

Dude, have you seen me? I think strippers were more.

[[ooc: Thank you!]]

[jumpyexorcist]

Strippers...? What....would they wear?

[ooc: I thought this would be a wonderful time for sociolizing poor Miranda here, she's been cooped up ever since she got here. And, she doesn't know what a stripper is.]

[fivebyfivebaby]

Not very much. Bikinis, underwear, corsets and suspenders - anything you can take off quickly when you're shaking your tits and ass for money.