Eames the Oversexed, Emotionally Stunted Manchild

[five_ht]

LOL YOU GUYS WHAT IS THIS FIC I DON'T EVEN KNOW. eleveninches posted about a kink meme prompt (which I will find later [ETA: over here]) about Eames and Arthur having a threesome and Eames getting so jealous he can't stand it. Or something. That's what I wrote, anyway. With bonus first time barebacking

Comments

[myricarubra]

EAMES IS SO CLUELESS. AND JEALOUS. <3 <3 <3

"I can't believe I punched him," Eames says finally, without a hint of guilt. Possibly amusement. Arthur has strange taste in men. :D

[five_ht]

He just doesn't understand all these feelings. D:

♥

[quatre_k]

Fucking amazing!$!!

[five_ht]

Thank you!!

[five_ht]

They're in loooove and it's a damn good thing, because no one else would want these freaks.

Thank you!!

[jibrailis]

SHRIEK SO MANY FEELINGS SO MUCH HOTNESS IT WAS SO GOOD IT WAS AMAZING.

sometimes, when I don't have anything articulate to say, I just make fonts really, really big. Possibly this is obnoxious! But in your case this is totally because you have melted my brain. Eames all aggressive and jealous, Arthur all sly, BAREBACKING, fsdajsfdsajk;la

/ edited because I think I made it a little too big the first time (not that Arthur would ever think there is a 'too big' re: Eames).

[five_ht]

LOL I LIKED THE ORIGINAL SIZE, FOR THE RECORD. FONT CAN NEVER GET TOO BIG WHEN IT'S FONT ABOUT PORN.

I'm proud that I melted you bb ♥

[bookshop]

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[five_ht]

Your incoherence is appreciated! ♥