Walking to bed last night I stepped in cat puke.

This morning while cleaning Liam got into my oil paints. I took about 20 minutes to get them off. He was cute though "mamma thank you for helping and cleaning"

Still, AGH!!

At Winco today a guy farted on me. ON me, I was like 2 inches behind him.  And it was like the loudest fart ever. My life is so glamorous.

Then I put my milkshake covered son in the bathtub, which he pooped in. I drained the tub, cleaned it out, then let his toys soak in bleach water. As I am cleaning he covers himself head to toe with pudding and ( Read more... )

My friend Elsbeth as just here. Her little sister, Hillary, is getting married this Saturday. Hillary and her fiance (who happens to be half black) were at the Idaho city fireworks and people threw fireworks at him. SERIOUSLY!?!? Are we still this fucking backwards???

parts of my dreams last night, for some reason you seattle folks were there. yay!

-a funeral where the priest said "i love kellie because she has long hair" and later on he added "orgasmic". i was a little creeped out. i still am. kellie, i am sorry.
-at the funeral a woman yelled at me and i told her to go to hell.
-sean told me his family was ( Read more... )

Liam will be three in about a month. When I was pregnant with him (2005-2006) I can't remember anyone talking about having a small family to help conserve the Earth's resources. I definitely have hippie tendencies, but even I hadn't really thought about it. We recycle and I breastfed, we also used cloth diapers (until we moved into our apartment) ( Read more... )

Louis VIV!! Obviously. He was glorious. A glorious king.

OK, and everything. I love French culture.

There are too many songs about blow jobs. Every male fronted band has a song about a blow job. The newest one I heard was Papa Roach. Seriously? A hardly relevant band has the balls to be misogynistic? They all have the same lyrics, same imagery, basically the same chorus.

This brings me to my thought, there are not enough songs about men being ( Read more... )

I went to the OB/GYN this morning. Fortunately we live a few blocks from St. Luke's so we all walked over. My exam went pretty well, I have super low blood pressure like I always do (94/55) and they confirmed my due date is around February 9th. During my pelvic exam the doctor told me "you have a tipped uterus" I immediately blamed Jerad.

"What did ( Read more... )

We had just gotten home and Jerad decided to run out to Winco real quick to pick up some bread. After he leaves I latch the door locked and tell Liam "I'm gonna take a shower". I was just getting out when I heard our door slam. I thought Jerad must be home, then Liam ran past the bathroom crying that "my fingers hurt". Then there was a loud knock ( Read more... )

LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD


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