Comments | fist_of_win: I HATH RETURNED

fist_of_win

I HATH RETURNED

May 18, 2011 01:30

I'M BACK.

WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DRIVER'S ED? IT'S COMPLETELY LAME. I WON'T ACCEPT NORMAL DRIVING. I AM KICKING YOU OUT, NERD, AND TAKING YOUR PLACE. FINAL EXAM IS ALL GOROH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. GO WATCH A NERD MOVIE OR DO NERD THINGS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, MY NAME IS
( HUGE TEXT )

flames on the side of my name, goroh in red

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all_range_mode May 18 2011, 05:37:19 UTC

[spit take]

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 11:56:56 UTC

[Goroh does have that effect on people]

all_range_mode May 18 2011, 18:37:55 UTC

[fascinating]

Think there's enough red?

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 22:37:12 UTC

NO.

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1/2 swordofkings May 18 2011, 06:06:20 UTC

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2/2 swordofkings May 18 2011, 06:06:39 UTC

Master Goroh, you've returned.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 08:33:16 UTC

POO. YOU APPEAR TO HAVE RETURNED AS WELL.

swordofkings May 20 2011, 06:10:12 UTC

Yes. Will you be teaching in the dojo again?

1/? besteststarter May 18 2011, 06:20:18 UTC

2/? besteststarter May 18 2011, 06:20:42 UTC

besteststarter May 18 2011, 06:22:10 UTC

besteststarter May 18 2011, 06:22:30 UTC

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YEAH ANOTHER ONE rockinmelody May 18 2011, 06:24:54 UTC

rockinmelody May 18 2011, 06:25:26 UTC

rockinmelody May 18 2011, 06:25:57 UTC

Mr. Goroh! Welcome back, sir!

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 08:35:40 UTC

HELLO MR.VAN TRUCK. I GUESS YOUR REAL NAME IS NESS.

[Goroh remembers the odd things.]

punchtheflowers May 18 2011, 06:59:34 UTC

Wh--

You are the loudest fuckin' samurai I've ever seen.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 08:52:12 UTC

SAMURAI GOROH IS MY NAME.

punchtheflowers May 18 2011, 09:12:38 UTC

So you're not a samurai? You get named wrong or something? Cuz there're guys you can go to for that.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 09:21:14 UTC

THAT'S WHAT MY MOM NAMED ME. BUT I HAVE TRAINED IN THE ART OF THE SWORD. I'M JUST NOT A SAMURAI. MY FULL NAME IS SAMURAI BLADE FUJITA GORO.

CALL ME GOROH.

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