Comments | fist_of_win: I HATH RETURNED

fist_of_win

I HATH RETURNED

May 18, 2011 01:30

I'M BACK.

WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DRIVER'S ED? IT'S COMPLETELY LAME. I WON'T ACCEPT NORMAL DRIVING. I AM KICKING YOU OUT, NERD, AND TAKING YOUR PLACE. FINAL EXAM IS ALL GOROH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. GO WATCH A NERD MOVIE OR DO NERD THINGS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, MY NAME IS
( HUGE TEXT )

flames on the side of my name, goroh in red

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1/2 pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:32:33 UTC

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[Okay enough theatrics - Private to Buttmaster 6000DX] fist_of_win May 18 2011, 23:10:39 UTC

No seriously. What the hell got stuck in your ass?

pedaltothemetal May 19 2011, 00:51:22 UTC

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

Seriously. What kind of welcome were you expecting?

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