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I'd like to help you, doctor, yes I really really would

Aug 29, 2009 22:52

[One moment, the Oldacon was sitting all by his lonesome in the Library, reading some Emily Dickenson because that seemed like the sort of thing someone should read. Mostly, he just wanted to finish the Negima he'd found, but that's not important ( Read more... )

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guykilledmehal August 30 2009, 04:00:16 UTC

Nice sign. But can you tell me about the universe?

[No, Emma isn't laughing at your pain.]

justhalnow August 30 2009, 04:11:14 UTC

[obviously still a little annoyed] Library. First shelf in the sci-fi/fantasy section. Go read Adams. [glares at you sulkily]

guykilledmehal August 30 2009, 04:17:07 UTC

[grinning] The sign says free advice, and I get references. Trying to send me away?

justhalnow August 30 2009, 04:20:33 UTC

Yes. It's apparently not working. [takes off his glasses, rubbing his face] Do you want or need my advice?

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newsavegrl August 30 2009, 04:14:51 UTC

I'm... gonna hope guess that you aren't doing this willfully.

justhalnow August 30 2009, 04:17:02 UTC

[level dadstare] I think we can both agree I'm not the best person for this sort of thing. But... [another loud rattle as he tries to free himself] I think I'm stuck until I actually... try to offer advice. Or something. [sighs]

newsavegrl August 30 2009, 04:26:50 UTC

....Maybe you can just give me some.

[She sits across from him] Do you think offering advice to one person would be enough?

justhalnow August 30 2009, 04:29:00 UTC

... If you want. [wonders what innocent teenage girls need advice about, because it certainly isn't boys or anything]

If the Nexus is in a good mood, maybe.

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elisula August 30 2009, 04:52:13 UTC

[Look who just woke up! It's... a random young woman who is just staring at you silently for now]

justhalnow August 30 2009, 04:53:18 UTC

[Hal stares right back dully.] Don't ask, I have no idea.

elisula August 30 2009, 05:00:22 UTC

....I know.

[Elisa calmly sits across from him] So how about we try and help each other out here.

justhalnow August 30 2009, 05:13:31 UTC

[snorts] I'm fairly sure I can't help you or anyone else. I'm about the worst person for this particular job.

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dominantviper August 30 2009, 05:39:26 UTC

Well, what do you know. A desk out of nowhere with the Emmerich from that stupid bloody room not too long ago.

"...Having a bit of difficulty, doctor?" Liquid asked with a mocking smirk.

justhalnow August 30 2009, 05:41:00 UTC

[Well, what do you know, it's that Liquid that didn't try to attack him.]

[As that isn't an advice-related question, he doesn't have to answer. So he just glares.]

dominantviper August 30 2009, 05:43:33 UTC

He glanced from the engineer to the banner and back again with an amused expression...and was he glaring at him? How utterly absurd.

"Advice, hm? Should I leave now or linger and annoy you a bit more...?

justhalnow August 30 2009, 05:46:50 UTC

[groans, annoyed already, then answers,] I can't move from the chair, so if you wanted to irritate me without retaliation, this would be the time.

[Frustrated, he rubs his temples, feeling a headache pre-emptively starting.]

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justhalnow August 30 2009, 14:21:28 UTC

... [well, all right then.]

Anything can be microwaved, though if something has metal in it, it may break the device. The question is would microwaving help at all. Uh. [rubs his chin, contemplating] I don't really know much about cooking, but I'd imagine it wouldn't work because isn't whale meat really fatty? That wouldn't cook well.