[Dating Sim] The cobbler and I

[elisurla]

"....."

"Disgusting."

[Ursula drops her plate back onto the table, slamming the fork down and pushing a tin pie-holder away from herself.] "It's too sweet. You'll have to do it again."

[She leans back in her chair, combat boots resting up on the cafeteria room table.] "And this time, make it double-crusted. If you forget the cool-whip one more time, I

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[zanzibarasshole]

[Humiliation is go. This apron is less than flattering... But he recognizes it could always be worse -- and he also realizes that if he gripes about this, Ursula will make it worse.]

[With a grunt, Fox gets back to work. Considering he doesn't even like sweet things, trying to make a cobbler up to Ursula's standards is proving to be damn near impossible.]

[elisurla]

[He'd be smart not to complain- Unless he's looking forward to cooking in high heels too. Ursula smirks as she watches Fox scamper about in the apron, obeying her every order... How satisfying~]

[zanzibarasshole]

[Busily working away at a new cobbler, this one's done in just a short time. He's decided to mix things up a little with this one, using a combination of peaches and nectarines for the filling, along with some cinnamon and nutmeg. A double-crust, just as she'd asked... He offers it to her once its cooled just slightly.]

Satisfactory?

[elisurla]

[In all honesty, Ursula prefers more bitter and sour tastes herself. She also isn't a huge fan of sweets. But peach cobbler was the first thing to come to mind for the man to serve her, for some reason. Probably because she knows it would be pretty hard to make a peach cobbler that she'd enjoy. It also happens to be Elisa's favorite dessert- Though she's not going to mention that to him, of course.]

[Ursula cuts herself a piece of the cobbler and places it onto her plate. Taking a small bite, she chews for a moment... then grimaces.]

...I tell you the regular peach cobbler was too sweet, and you use nectarines this time? [Ursula flings the rest of her sliced piece in Fox's direction]

Idiot.

[hall_patrol]

[POINTS AND LAUGHS]

[elisurla]

[Approves of this]

[zanzibarasshole]

[Doesn't approve of this.]

This place is just begging for slapstick

[merylgearsolid]

[Can't suppress a smirk as she goes to get one of the pies. Considering Frank and Naomi were switched in her world, she's more than willing to have a laugh to herself at the man's expense.]

Didn't know you could cook, Frank.

[Grins in Ursula's direction]

But then again, maybe not.

*Waits for someone to start a pie fight*

[elisurla]

He's mediocre at best.

Dear Frankie will take any opportunity to wear his favorite apron, really. Isn't that right?

[She says this to Fox, using his nickname just to further piss him off]

*Sooooo wants to~*

[merylgearsolid]

[Snickering, probably hasn't realized the whole creepy psychic voice thing yet]

That so...?

[Whereas seeing a girly David was horrifying and disturbing, this is devilishly amusing. Sampling some of the pie with a finger, entirely without manners since who asks for these things]

... Good god, it's so sweet...

[elisurla]

A rather pathetic excuse for a pie, yes.

You're free to dispose of it as you please. It's garbage.

1/2

[injectingly]

2/2

[injectingly]

...?

Re: 2/2

[zanzibarasshole]

[Sorry, Naomi. Poor Frankie is covered in cobbler and is so sick of the smell of peaches at this point, he's just dumping some canned peaches into vinegar. Let's see how Ursula likes the taste of that.]

Re: 2/2

[injectingly]

[I'll add her to the FOXDIE list.]

[justatuna]

Well well....

[Gary strolls into the kitchen. How did he get out of the dark room? You'll never know.]

[The man looks from Ursula to Fox, barely restraining his amused smirk] Heh. I knew you were whipped, man... But I've gotta say; Pink ain't your color.

[To Ursula] I'm diggin' the "girl in uniform" look you've got going on today, Elisa. Very nice~

[zanzibarasshole]

[making a cobbler of unripened peaches with lemon zest now, Fox can only raise an eyebrow at Gary. Usually, his urge to punch this man in the face would be rising... But something tells him Ursula is going to have a little fun with him first.]

[elisurla]

[Ursula rolls her eyes. She doesn't know who this is and doesn't particularly care, so she just leans back and mutters a quiet response.] Ursula.

Elisa is my twin. [Unlike Elisa, Ursula doesn't really care about who knows the truth about she and her "sister". But the girl figures it'd be best if not everyone was aware of them sharing the same body; Makes it easier to prevent Ursula's enemies from attacking them while Elisa is in control.]

[justatuna]

....Twins~? [*~Shwing~!* :D]

[This is Gary sidling up to you now, with a lecherous pleasant smile on his face and an outstretched hand.] The name's Gary McGolden.

I'm good friends with your sister.