Stupid. But inspired my true events!

[proverbmachine]

Mei, in traditional Dressing Room manner, had found herself again bored. She returned to the theater room where the first slumber party was held and discovered a show already playing on the screen. The show being Star Trek: The Next Generation. She shrugged and sat down in front of the screen, half paying attention, but also fiddling around on

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[proverbmachine]

[Doesn't even look away from the screen, utterly zombiefied.]

Star Trek.

[Stare. Munch. Repeat. This mun has also been at a total loss lately D:]

[proverbmachine]

m'good... lookit... [point.] Spock. and Picard. [looks at Paramedic very seriously, and whispers intensely] in the same episode.

[munch munch munch.]

[foxhoundmantis]

[Mantis, of course, happens to float by during a noisy space battle.]

Physics doesn't work that way!

[proverbmachine]

[Mei doesn't look away but waves a hand in Mantis' general direction in irritation.]

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! s'the good part

[foxhoundmantis]

[Mantis stays quiet for about thirteen seconds. Then the Treknobabble kicks in.] Yeah, throwing a friggin' dart at a list of vaguely scientific-sounding prefixes and suffixes forced together in unholy alliance is a great way to justify the deus ex machina the writers pulled out of their asses.

[There are many, many reasons why watching television with Mantis is a bad idea.]

[proverbmachine]

[GLARE.]

Listen, you. If I wanted a science lesson, I'd go back to college. Right now it is vitally important that the borg don't win.

........ you just want the borg to win. YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.