Cry Wolf: Day Three

[volginswaifu]

[They should be used to Ivan's antics by now, but instead of the usual grandeur, today it was just plain old Ivan, clearly frustrated with his fuzzy TV reception and flickering lights

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CLUE TIME! (please only repost the image as a link)

[volginswaifu]

[So what if he's almost two hours early? Don't complain. Also, he's shirtless and seems to be wearing EVA's pants.]

Gather 'round, Maggots. [A vicious grin.] I have your clue of the day~

[fancy_shooting]

I already told you. I'm not going to talk in circles with you.

[neurotic_insect]

Then be on your way.

[neurotic_insect]

[Now this was more his speed! And lucky him, some of the answers were fairly obvious.]

You aren't the most beautiful man in Russia, but I will admit, this is an enjoyable clue. By the way, for those not initiated, he's the Soviet Union's biggest fanboy, a soldier durring the Cold War, completely egocentric, and his name is Ivan Raidenovich Raikov.

[volginswiafu]

Hey--ghk! Stop giving away the answers, you imbecile!

[Have a TV to the chest. Seriously, he didn't spend all that time making a puzzle just for you to blab the answers to everyone in the room!]

[neurotic_insect]

GAH!! [SADJKHKFLDGFDKJHDKFJH]

[TV GO SMASH AGAINST THE WALL] [ANIMALISTIC GROWL GOES HERE]

[In Russian] VOLGIN. When we get out of here, I am going to kick your boyfriend's ass!

[volginswaifu]

[Uh-oh. Well, at least he's safe behind his TV screen. Clearly this is the perfect time to gloat.]

I'd like to see you try. Now get back to the game, Maggot!

[neurotic_insect]

Do you not appreciate that I'm a trained psychic, or are you just that thick?

[Seriously, Raikov. GET A CLUE.]

[volginswaifu]

[He doesn't need to get a clue, he just gave you one.]

Do you not appreciate that your life hangs in the balance, and I'm the one with all the cards?

[GRINS.]

[neurotic_insect]

That threat would have actually been a good one if you hadn't revealed this is a virtual reality game from the start. I'm still going to hurt you somehow when the game is over.

[Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan scowls; it was worth a try.]

You keep telling yourself. Now if you excuse me, I have work to do.

[The feed ends.]

[butthutrsleeper]

Raikov get out of my pants!

[volginswiafu]

But they're so comfortable...~

[butthutsrleeper]

Yeah; that's why I got them for myself.

[They're 100% silk, and embroidered with a golden dragon along the side... EVA's favorite pair ;__;]

[volginswaifu]

Mmm... [Nods idly and crosses his legs.] That's too bad.

[butthrutsleeper]

...You better not let anything happen to them.

[Because- maybe not today- but soon enough... EVA's getting his pants back, damnit.]