[10th EVA's a charm]

[butthurtsleeper]

[A blonde man stands in a certain room of the Nexus with the door unknowingly ajar. His jumpsuit hangs half-off of his body, resting around his waist.]

[Of all the people that EVA has had to 'charm' in the past, his current target is certainly the least favorable. He has bags under his eyes due to a lack of sleep, several new scars along his torso,

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[ku_wa_bara]

[Hellooooooo attractive sort of familiar looking guy.]

Hmm. What's this?

You're a pretty one.

[butthurtsleeper]

[What. The fuck.]

[This guy could be her freakin twin brother. The blonde manages to stop himself from visibly paling... mostly.]

W-who....?

[ku_wa_bara]

[Is this a chance to pose?]

[Why yes, this calls for an EPIC VOLGINPOSE.]

I am Colonel Yevgheny Borisovitch Volgin, known and feared as Thunderbolt.

[butthurtsleeper]

[...So they are related? HQ did NOT mention this in briefing. Goddamnit....]

[butthurtsleeper]

[Meek Tobias facade is go]

Ah..... h-hello, sir. My name is Tobias...

[ku_wa_bara]

[Baby the things HQ didn't mention will blow your mind that pick-up line doesn't even make sense]

["Sir." That's a good place to start.]

[Volgin claps him on the shoulder. It's friendly, so there probably aren't any broken bones.]

Tobias, eh? I haven't heard of you. [He frowns.] Are you with the CIA?

[butthurtsleeper]

[The man averts his gaze at the physical contact; suppressing his urge to cringe]

No, of course not! I'm not with anyone....

[If Volgin has to suspect EVA of being with any organization, he would prefer for it to be the KGB. There's a slight less chance of being pummeled that way, at least.]

[ku_wa_bara]

[Aw, he's shy.]

Is that so. [A smile spreads over Volgin's face. It has a lot of ground to cover]

[Pretty and single. Not that Volgin has anything against beating the crap out of anyone to get who he wants, but this makes things more convenient.]

You must be a new arrival. I wouldn't forget a face like that.

Why don't you come with me and I'll give you a proper welcome.

[butthurtsleeper]

[...W-wait. That's not the message he was trying to send D;]

[A nervous chuckle] Er- I appreciate it, sir, but there's no need to waste your time on someone like me... I'm sure that a man as busy as yourself has much more important things to attend to... [Hopefully?]

[ku_wa_bara]

Don't be shy. There's time enough for everyone here.

[Volgin is much like George Takei - one day, when you least expect it, he will have sex with you.]

Besides, a man like you could never be a waste of time.

pffffff

[butthurtsleeper]

[Faaaaaantastic.]

You're too kind....

[butthurtsleeper]

[Forced smile] Then I guess I'll be taking that tour. Thank you, Colonel.

[ku_wa_bara]

[oh we are going to be the best of friends]

[He holds out his arm gallantly. He has to bend a little]

[as he begins striding down the hall] Tell me about your world.

[butthurtsleeper]

[Tobias holds on to the absurdly large man's arm and begins walking with him through the... very unfamiliar hallway]

[Blinking in confusion as he looks back at Volgin] My.... world...?

[To himself more than to Volgin] What's going on here...?

[ku_wa_bara]

[It's not absurd! He's just big-boned.]

Ah, I forgot. You don't have any idea where you are, do you?

The new ones are always so innocent.

You're not at home anymore. This is the ultimate facility, greater even than Groznyj Grad.

[butthurtsleeper]

["The new ones"?]

I... don't understand...

[Looking around, Tobias begins to wonder just how large this facility is. ...He also begins to worry about his sanity.]

How did I even get here?? I was just in the mountains...