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It's come full circle, hasn't it?

Aug 29, 2010 07:33

[After having a pint or so of his blood drained and his clothes stolen by Octopus, Ivan finds himself passed out, in a hall, in his thong, with his sparse supply of weapons, ammo, dog treats, and loose change lying next to him. There's also a pink, flowery Hello Kitty bandaid over the spot where the needle had been ( Read more... )

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[CALL] talkative_loon August 29 2010, 15:46:35 UTC

Raiden! You have to rescue the president! You can't just lie around on the job!

[INTERCEPTING CALL] aka don't mind me. gimmescissors August 29 2010, 16:48:49 UTC

YES HE CANNn.

[HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!] talkative_devil August 29 2010, 16:50:36 UTC

Who...? Another-?

Well, at any rate, the fact remains that we won't allow him to!

[BRING IT] gimmescissors August 29 2010, 16:55:18 UTC

It's like they say

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

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therealraikov August 29 2010, 17:55:40 UTC

[Oh hello~ What's this? The Raikov who harassed him as a woman?]

[Brb dragging you down the hallway.]

[Raikov eventually deposits his alternate in the hall right in front of the genderswap room. He wants to shove him in for poetic justice, but he doesn't want to risk being swapped himself. So he does the next best thing.]

[So soon, Raikov has been stripped of his thong too, and near the door there's a sign that says "Clothes Room"]

[Snrk. Ivan you are a genius.]

therealraikov August 29 2010, 17:58:12 UTC

[Oh yeah, and he went to hide to watch potentially hilarious events unfold.]

volginswaifu August 29 2010, 18:43:46 UTC

[Ivan stirs about 10 minutes later, mumbling sleepily about NEEDLES and tasty bunny rabbits.]

/Ah...my heads.../

[He still felt a bit lightheaded and so didn't sit up right away, but instead opted to run his hand over his own face, feeling how cold he felt.]

Brrr... [He shivered.

And then suddenly it all kicked in. Raikov shot up, keeling over right after because oh, god, I'm gonna be sick. He takes a breather and then assess the situation.]

/Where the hell are my clothes?!/

[Ivan got to his feet, stumbling slightly.]

/He took them too?! I'm going to--!!/[He was cut short as his eyes focused on the sign.]

/Oh, good./

[Ivan reaches out for the handle; he can't believe Octopus was kind enough to at least drop him off in front of a clothing room! But then again, the asshole did steal his blood and clothes.]

therealraikov August 29 2010, 18:45:50 UTC

[Yesssssss he's going to fall for it]

[Don't mind the giggling coming from the cracked door next to the one you're at, Raikov.]

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