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[volginswaifu]

[Why there was a leopard skin rug hanging in one of the hallways was beyond the point; this was the Nexus after all, and Major Raikov was still intrigued. He pulled the skin carelessly down from the hooks it hung from, promptly getting knocked over when it's weight came tumbling down on top of him

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[unwillinghelper]

...Silver? What are you doing?

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan froze, still holding the leopard's jaw to his neck while one foot was suspended in mid-kick.]

Uh...nothing.

[unwillinghelper]

...are you sure? Because... that looked... [Completely retarded.]

...you're lucky Sera didn't hear that. She'd come attack it for you.

[volginswaifu]

Uh...[He frowned, fiddling with the head of the leopard.]

Yeah.

Heh, well, I was hoping maybe Yevgeny or a cute boy would come~ Not that I mind you, Vanya.

[spinsterofchaos]

...Something the matter, Little Brother? [She knelt down beside him, tugging at the heavy leopard skin. It didn't matter which Raikov it was, they were still her "old friend" - even if she had left him to die alone back in her world.]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan stopped flailing, sitting up and giving Ocelot a befuddled look.]

Uh...? Do I know you? [A girl...pff.]

[spinsterofchaos]

...Ocelot. I take it you're not a Raikov I've met here.

[volginswaifu]

...Guess not. I've only seen one female Ocelot, and it wasn't you. Long hair...what year are you from?

[therealraikov]

Dear god! It's eating him alive!

[Raikov is going to wildly start kicking at the "wild animal" now, Ivan might be getting some of those kicks.]

[volginswaifu]

Owowow!! Stop it, you idiot!

[He shielded his precious face, swiping at the other Raikov's boot.]

[therealraikov]

[I'm sorry, did you say something? Because it sounded like you said "please keep kicking at my face."]

[CAN DO.]

[volginswaifu]

AH! [Raikob grabbed the other's foot, trying to yank his feet out from underneath him.]

[comsicboobs]

[...]

You look idiotic.

[volginswaifu]

[Immediately stops.]

...Yeah, well you're always in a bad mood anyway, Fury.

[Not noticing the girl factor.]

[comsicboobs]

It's because I always have to put up with peoples idiocy.

[volginswaifu]

Cry me a river. [He fiddles with a loose tooth in the Leopard's head.]