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[fishpatrol]

How applegeuse wins internet!arguments:

‪‪me‬: YOU PICK
YOU PICK YOU PICK
I TAG YOU
‪applegeuse:‬ I CAN'T PICK
YOU CAN'T TAG ME
‪me‬: I CAN
‪applegeuse‬: I DODGE THAT BULLET
‪me‬: I'M OLDER
‪applegeuse‬: I'M BIGGER
‪me‬: SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ON THE INTERNET
BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN MY MACBOOK
‪applegeuse‬: OH YEAH? AGE DOESN'T MATTER EITHER. EVEN 14 YR OLD HAVE

Comments

[cantarina1]

SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ON THE INTERNET
BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN MY MACBOOK
That is so endearingly you. BEST

It's not so bad! You only need to get to Chapter 7 and the wand bit is actually pretty fun <3 COME ON, GET SORTED, WE CAN START OUR OWN H/D RIVALRY (now with less mpreg)

Also: SAM IS A FANCY LADY

[fishpatrol]

You also live in my Macbook. Except when you come out for walkies~

You got sorted into Gryffindor? (I can never remember where/when you get sorted into 'puff vs. 'dor)

1. PILLOW FORT VS. BLANKET FORT: PICK ONE (note: you cannot combine them because that would ruin the ~integrity of both types forts)

2. M-F-K: Harriet "Harry" Dresden, Anna Milton, Ronon Dex

3. Oh noes! You're stranded on a desert island! You have one Community character with you: who is it?

4. You're still stuck on the desert island because, chances are, which ever character you're stuck with can't build you guys a boat to get off the island. But! You get to pick one podfic to keep you company. Which podfic would you pick?

5. It's your lucky day! You get to switch lives with a fictional character for a whole day. Who do you pick?

6. Oh, hooray, you've won a million dollars! What are you going to do with it?

7. Would you rather be bitten by a werewolf, a vampire, or a zombie?

[heard_the_owl]

oh. my. GOD!!!!!!
I HAVE ALL OF THE EMBARRASSMENT FOR YOUNG JENSEN IN THAT LAST PHOTO SET. THIS DESERVES THE HASHTAG OF cherie_morte #JENSENACKLESAGENTISNOTAGOODPERSON

And you can totally fast forward all the chapters until you buy your school supplies. Then you need to get those and your wand before you can fast forward again until you get to the sorting. (I pretend-sorted Ezri after going through the game myself. She's Slytherin. Which is very fitting for my little bitch BABY GIRL WHO IS MY PRECIOUS AND NOT AT ALL A MEANIE.

ALSO, APPLEGEUSE'S ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID BASED ON THE FACTS LAID OUT BY THE CODE OF IDON'TWANNA.

And tomato sandwiches are my FAVORITE! \0/

[fishpatrol]

XDDDD (so many interesting photos come up when I google "twink Jensen" ;;;;;)

Can I skip those chapters some how? I haven't yet figured out which buttons to click in order to progress to the next chapter. ^___^;; (hee, are you a Slytherin also? Does Ezri take after her mommy? ;))

I WONDER WHAT SHE WOULD'VE DONE IF I'D CHOSEN SPOCK RATHER THAN LIZARD D:

How do you keep them from getting soggy during transport! I suppose I should've kept the tomato slices in a separate baggie from the toast... \o\

[scintilla10]

Ahahahaha I am very amused that your greatest ever J2AU would be Macdonald Hall. :D :D YOU ARE THE BEST AND THE CUTEST.

ALSO: ohhhh man, can I come live with you in your cabin??

[fishpatrol]

I think we've had this discussion before! And you brought up A Semester in the Life of a Garbage Bag!J2(+Danneel), and then I brought up Don't Care High!J2. WHY DON'T THESE FICS EXIST YET. \O\ (we need to ~inception the entire fandom into reading GK's books)

YES. But you have to BYOP (that is, Bring Your Own Pillows).

[fishpatrol]

Y U SO MEEN D: WHAT DID MY LIZARD EVER DO TO YOU (also, don't go near the shrubbery! unless you are bringing me cake and cookies)

1. but lettuce and celery have no nutrients! Tomatoes and carrots are chock-full of yummy goodness~

6. WHAT EVER. DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE JENSEN IN THOSE GET-UPS (I think #2 might be recent-ish? BUT YOU SAID I GET TO BE THE PHOTOGRAPHER. SO I WANT TO SEE HIM LIVE AND IN ~ACTION IN THAT GET-UP. :>)

[fishpatrol]

YOU ARE EATING NUTRIENTLESS HUSKS.

OIC, you wanted ~creative and ~imaginative responses. OKAY, I WILL TRY AGAIN:
1) Jensen wearing Jared's clothes.
2) Jensen wearing a sheet.
3) Jensen wearing flannel kitten-playing-with-yarn!patterned PJ's.

[silverraven]

Oooh, I love tomatos and carrots! And a cabin by a lake in the woods sounds divine. Excellent answers :D (and I totally get your m-f-k answers and YES, it would be very nice to see older Jensen in those get ups. WE CLEARLY NEED TO BECOME FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHERS AND MAKE THIS HAPPY IMMEDIATELY.)

I keep on thinking about Pottermore but never actually do anything. idk, it sounds like a lot of work.

[fishpatrol]

WE CLEARLY NEED TO BECOME FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHERS AND MAKE THIS HAPPY IMMEDIATELY.

YES. I suspect current!Jensen might even be able to pull off the Superman crop-top (lololol, pull off).

There are so many chapters to go through before one can get to the fun things! Like getting a wand! And getting sorted!