>Feferi: Suddenly be a superwillain.

[fish_puns]

[Phone]You! And You! Alla you listenin' with your weak human ears!! This place is hardly ewen worth my time, but I will deign to pay attention to you land dwellin' redbloods long enough to giwe you all a fightin chance. I mean it would just be unsociable to do otherwise

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[phone]

[weiss_tank]

Flooding the place? I don't think that's gonna work.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

[He's gone up against a lot of villains who really could have used this lesson]

Really? How come no one does it then?

[phone]

[fish_puns]

They're fuckin' stupid is why.

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[weiss_tank]

And you're smarter?

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[fish_puns]

Obwiously.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

I ... yeah I kinda don't believe you there.

[phone]

[fish_puns]

It's not my fuckin' goal to conwince you of anythin', landdweller.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

Ooookay. Look, good luck with plan but it ain't gonna work. [He thinks she sounds like some weird monster from an anime]

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[fish_puns]

[That's probably because that's what she's acting like.]

Yeah whatewer good luck survivin' it.

Re: [phone]

[weiss_tank]

Oh I'm not worried. I can swim pretty well.

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[fish_puns]

Swim then! Swim forewer!

Re: [phone]

[weiss_tank]

You can't flood the bloody planet. That's impossible.

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[fish_puns]

Nothin's impossible. Magic might not be real but I've got gogdamn science on my side.

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[weiss_tank]

Science can't do everythin' yet.

[phone]

[fish_puns]

Are all you landdwellers so small minded? Jegus.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

No, I'm just sayin'...Shit, that didn't come out right.