RETALIATION!
The Story of How Bunny Came to Realize Her Previously Unrealized Feelings for Will Ferrell
"You're right, Firthy, Will Ferrell is a sexy beast. He makes me want to lick his tiny mannips and live in his curly fro forever." ~ Actual quote from 15lbpurebunny
Once upon a time, there was this creature called Bunny (pictured above). She lived in the dark forests of Santa Barbra Streisand and was in love with pretty things like talking chest hair:
And Damian Lewis referring to himself in the third person:
She met a man from Nantucket who stole her heart:
And he happened to be a huge Anchorman fan. I mean, who isn't? In fact, he had a bit of a mancrush on Will Ferrell:
I mean, who wouldn't?
"He's a good-looking guy, wouldn't you agree, Bunny, my love?" Stoltzy nonchalantly asked her one day, really meaning, "Wouldn't it be awesome to have a three-way with that sexy beast?"
Bunny laughed so hard that she passed out for a good two weeks:
Stoltzy was steaming angry:
He couldn't believe that his one true love would mock his desire for the god-like physique of Mr. Ferrell:
So he stole Bunny's cheese:
For a second, Stoltzy was scared out of his mind:
But there was something about her. Something about the way she was shouting. It... it reminded him of... Will. His precious, precious Will.
And he fell in love all over again.
And Bunny, being the lovely narcissistic soul that she is, decided that maybe Will wasn't so bad after all.
She kind of has a Burt Reynolds fettish anyway.
Stoltzy was overjoyed at her newfound taste in sexy beasts.
But then she mentioned that she was tired of seeing this pic all the time:
And he decided that she was a total whack-job, so he left her. He is now living happily in Hollywood Hillshire as the Stoltzy filling to a Will and Sacha sandwich.
Bunny is heartbroken beyond repair.
But then her old pal Firthy comes along:
And says, "Hey, cheer up, old chap! I mean, it's hard to compete with this"
"And this:"
"You're right, Firthy, Will Ferrell is a sexy beast. He makes me want to lick his tiny mannips and live in his curly fro forever. I had no chance, really."
© 2008 Firthilicious, Inc.
The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are completely real and any similarity to the name, character and history of any person, living or dead, is entirely not a coincidence and 100% intentional. No animals were harmed in the making of this picspam. Except for the snake, which died from the intensity of the sex vibes radiating off of Mr. Ferrell.
Picspam inspired by this nonsense.
"You're right, Firthy, Will Ferrell is a sexy beast. He makes me want to lick his tiny mannips and live in his curly fro forever." ~ Actual quote from 15lbpurebunny
Once upon a time, there was this creature called Bunny (pictured above). She lived in the dark forests of Santa Barbra Streisand and was in love with pretty things like talking chest hair:
And Damian Lewis referring to himself in the third person:
She met a man from Nantucket who stole her heart:
And he happened to be a huge Anchorman fan. I mean, who isn't? In fact, he had a bit of a mancrush on Will Ferrell:
I mean, who wouldn't?
"He's a good-looking guy, wouldn't you agree, Bunny, my love?" Stoltzy nonchalantly asked her one day, really meaning, "Wouldn't it be awesome to have a three-way with that sexy beast?"
Bunny laughed so hard that she passed out for a good two weeks:
Stoltzy was steaming angry:
He couldn't believe that his one true love would mock his desire for the god-like physique of Mr. Ferrell:
So he stole Bunny's cheese:
For a second, Stoltzy was scared out of his mind:
But there was something about her. Something about the way she was shouting. It... it reminded him of... Will. His precious, precious Will.
And he fell in love all over again.
And Bunny, being the lovely narcissistic soul that she is, decided that maybe Will wasn't so bad after all.
She kind of has a Burt Reynolds fettish anyway.
Stoltzy was overjoyed at her newfound taste in sexy beasts.
But then she mentioned that she was tired of seeing this pic all the time:
And he decided that she was a total whack-job, so he left her. He is now living happily in Hollywood Hillshire as the Stoltzy filling to a Will and Sacha sandwich.
Bunny is heartbroken beyond repair.
But then her old pal Firthy comes along:
And says, "Hey, cheer up, old chap! I mean, it's hard to compete with this"
"And this:"
"You're right, Firthy, Will Ferrell is a sexy beast. He makes me want to lick his tiny mannips and live in his curly fro forever. I had no chance, really."
© 2008 Firthilicious, Inc.
The characters and incidents portrayed and the names herein are completely real and any similarity to the name, character and history of any person, living or dead, is entirely not a coincidence and 100% intentional. No animals were harmed in the making of this picspam. Except for the snake, which died from the intensity of the sex vibes radiating off of Mr. Ferrell.
Picspam inspired by this nonsense.