Comments | firstclass_rp: It's gonna get precarious, I'm a mother fucking stradavarious

msmactaggy in firstclass_rp

It's gonna get precarious, I'm a mother fucking stradavarious

Aug 06, 2011 02:59

::somehow a [totally appropriate quality for the 60s] film reel of Moira undercover at a Burlesque club escaped her private belongings and materializes in the main mansion sitting-room::

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(ooc: lets just say someone finds the film reel lying around and pops it in to see what it is)

moira is a dirty girl, a special kind of awkward, meow~, wut wut in the butt, are you ready for this?, looking so fine, oooh look a stradavarious, hope no one catches me like this, the mansion is getting boring

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boombacon August 6 2011, 18:24:22 UTC

*Dancing to it*

( ... )

boombacon August 10 2011, 04:04:39 UTC

*clutches his knees to his chest* I feel so used.... ;________;

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 04:05:44 UTC

::sputtering in horror and mortification:: O_O YOU - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PULLED ME ON TOP OF YOU!!!!!

boombacon August 10 2011, 04:07:35 UTC

*rocks back and forth muttering to himself* I can't believe you did that. Wait until Emma hears about this. 8((((((((

I feel so dirty.

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 04:11:28 UTC

::just stares at him, eyes bulging::

You?!?!?! There are - there are not even enough grains of sand in all the world to represent all the people I'd sooner jump than you!!!

O_O

boombacon August 10 2011, 04:13:57 UTC

*shaking and crying shaking and crying*

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON EVER. I TRUSTED YOU.

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 04:20:25 UTC

::sits down and starts getting teary-eyed herself; mutters, face-palming and shaking her head::

Oh god. And that was the most sexual contact I've had in years. And it was accidental and horrific.

::gains composure and turns to him:: Knock it off Shaw. You weren't violated. You pulled me down and I landed on top of you. Thats it. You're being a fool. Though I'm fairly certain you never trusted me.

boombacon August 10 2011, 04:31:03 UTC

I WAS HANDLED BY A HUMAN. I'VE NEVER SUNK SO LOW. NOT ALL THE BATHS IN THE WORLD WILL MAKE ME FORGET.

*sobs sobs sobs*

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 04:42:20 UTC

YOU WEREN'T HANDLED BY A HUMAN! I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS JUST PULLED INTO AN OBSCENE POSITION BY AN EX-NAZI HOMICIDAL MANIAC OF QUESTIONABLE SANITY!

boombacon August 10 2011, 04:46:03 UTC

STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU MOIRA. I AM THE VICTIM. ;________;

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 04:51:41 UTC

SHAW. Calm yourself!

boombacon August 10 2011, 22:42:08 UTC

YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! ;_____; *THROWS ORANGES AT HER*

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 22:43:35 UTC

::just stares at him:: Have you ever thought about psychotherapy?

boombacon August 10 2011, 22:48:08 UTC

I dabbled a bit in it but I'm afraid it wasn't a career quite suited for me! 8D

STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME. I WON'T FORGET THIS.

msmactaggy August 10 2011, 22:50:24 UTC

Career :o I meant that maybe you should see one.

And you should be distracted! You're acting like a petulant child again.

boombacon August 11 2011, 00:44:29 UTC

What I need is for someone to erase my mind. 8((((

*throws mashed bananas at her face*

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