So the last time I went on a vacation I didn't tell a ton of people I was going and I think some people thought I had fallen off the face of the earth because, let's face it, that happens sometimes. But hi, I was gone for the last ten days! I WAS ON A CRUISE BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Here is what happened:

• I got on a boat
• My ( Read more... )

Friday: Late-night drive to Columbus (seriously... I'm talking 1am ( Read more... )