Comments | first_seventhe: DEAR BODY: DON'T BE THAT GUY.

first_seventhe

DEAR BODY: DON'T BE THAT GUY.

Nov 17, 2011 11:53

Blood test results: my vitamin D levels are still low.

I am back on SHOCKER PILLS for the next FOUR MONTHS.

Body, we've been over this. WORK WITH ME HERE. We've got three medical strikes against us in terms of being able to function like every other human being on the planet: (1) you don't absorb normal vitamins at all; (2) you're much more ( Read more... )

translation: vodka, my broken body, my body is a vitamin-shunning machine, doctor, there aren't enough pills for sev, look mom i'm on drugs again, this is why i drink, bodies: why

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katmillia November 17 2011, 18:20:56 UTC

i've heard wine has a lot of vitamin d in it

first_seventhe November 17 2011, 18:24:10 UTC

maybe i should buy a box of it, right

katmillia November 17 2011, 18:24:55 UTC

o yea that seems like maybe enough

also plz enjoy me being the biggest troll ever on the friending meme

first_seventhe November 17 2011, 18:27:42 UTC

ARE YOU HELPING LIKE MARZY

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