OMG ALSO VERY URGENT

[first_seventhe]

THERE ARE TWO NEW* EPISODES OF WIFE SWAP ON TONIGHT.

I CANNOT EXPRESS MY EXCITEMENT WITHOUT USING CAPITAL LETTERS.

*New = ones I have not seen yet. apparently they are old. I DO NOT CARE

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[first_seventhe]

...are you joking??

That raises you to a totally new level of amazingly awesome.

PLEASE TELL MORE.

[first_seventhe]

...MAN. That's so AWESOME.

You totally would've gotten either the slob mom, the slut mom, or the slobby-slut mom. (There was one ma who wore sequinned headbands and showed tons of cleavage. Guess who she got traded with. That's right, the almost-Amish family.)

I honestly think being on the show would drive me absolutely insane. But watching it is great fun!