the superglue cap broke and spilled all over my now completely numb two fingers and thumb

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i really hate unfunny non-sequitirs

i doubt even one of you cares but pi is up to 200 and my website still transfers more than 2 gigs of goatse per month

101 decimals places and counting

i have that feeling in my stomach where it hurts, and when i think about it i realize for the last few days i've been almost completely subbing food for caffeine. i also realize i should be eating, but i don't really feel like it, being as my stomach hurts and all so i inevitably end up just drinking more ( Read more... )

I really hate it when people post the same thing over and over again.

this is very very important, i want you all to go to www.yahoo.com and do an image search for the phrase "goatse"

obviously it's not work safe, but take note of who the 1st returned result is

that's right, it's also the first returned result if you do a www.altavista.com image search

i think this takes the cake in terms of internet achievements

i've recently realized that i do better when i'm not fully prepared for tests and such, it makes the test itself more of an adventure, rather than some uninteresting recitation ( Read more... )

super glue's effectiveness is both a gift and a curse

I really hate it when people post the same thing over and over again.