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[firepwnsu]

Apparently this is where Azula and Zuko have been wasting their time.  I wonder why it hasn't been conquered yet.

You should know who I am.  And if you don't, you will shortly.

All right, fine.  I am Fire Lord Ozai.  I'm the greatest at everything.  Prepare for the day I conquer the entire world.

I command someone to get me a sandwich.

Comments

[bender_katara]

Your son is insane. And not in the Azula sense either.

[pyro_zuko]

Thanks, Katara. :|

[bender_katara]

Well, you are. Need I film you around your car? Or Mai?

[pyro_zuko]

But...I love Mai...and my car...and Mai in my car...

[pyro_zuko]

Yeah...Good luck conquering the internet , Dad.

[firepwnsu]

It shouldn't prove to be too difficult.

[pyro_zuko]

Yeah....Uh....I'm not even going to try to explain it.

And people call me dumb...

[firepwnsu]

I understand completely. It's just like the war now. You take it one site at a time. Eventually it will fall.

[dancemajikdance]

It seems I didn't keep a close enough eye on you. I barely noticed you leave the Labyrinth.

[firepwnsu]

Of course I escaped such a pitiful maze.

[dancemajikdance]

Pitiful? You've only seen half of it. A shame, really.

[firepwnsu]

And that's really what makes it pitiful. I didn't even have to see all of it to escape.

[slobberymongrel]

About time someone else's prick father showed up for torture time.

[firepwnsu]

I am not a prick. Nor am I here for torture.

[sightless_earth]

.... You've gotta be kidding me. You're here?

[firepwnsu]

Is it really that surprising?