Tomorrow's World: We have achieved Techno Tampons.

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Ladies, but not so much Gentlemen - unless you happen to have been super observant in the bathroom recently - but you never usually are, so don't worry your pretty heads about this one.

Have you seen the Great Leap Forward we've made in sanitary protection?
No?
Well, let me enlighten you.

Lil-lets now come fitted with Candystripe Technology.  Ooooh!  I

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Oh, for goodness' sake! There ought to be a law against calling that sort of thing "technology". Do they think we're all stupid?