That was hysterical. And this is the funniest sentence I've read in a long time:
He does shriek a little, however, when he looks down and notices that the clothing in question is a pair of boxers, because while Kyle is certain he wouldn't have a problem touching Kurt's or Blaine's balls if it would save their lives, when no one is under threat of death the last thing he wants is to get near their nuts, even if it's just by degrees of separation.
OMG KYLE!!! Seriously what is wrong with that guy you don't just tell a persons dsd they just had SEX!!! Seriously social barriers, man. But omg so funny BURT IS GONNA FREAK!!!
Yes. Kyle has a limited understanding of boundaries haha. I've mentioned before but I stole a lot of him from two different characters from Rob Thomas shows, both played by the same actor: Dick Casablancas from Veronica Mars and Kyle (...does Kyle even have a last name? I can't think of it) from Party Down.
Both were beyond hilarious characters, but sometimes the things they did were horrific because they had no idea that their actions had consequences (Dick was especially, disconcertingly bad for it). My Kyle is a very tame hybrid of both characters :)
There was originally another half to this story, focusing on the Hudmel/Anderson response to the night's texts, but I ended up not writing it because it was cutting into writing time for chapter five. There will definitely be aspects of it incorporated into the beginning of the next part though!
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That was hysterical. And this is the funniest sentence I've read in a long time:
He does shriek a little, however, when he looks down and notices that the clothing in question is a pair of boxers, because while Kyle is certain he wouldn't have a problem touching Kurt's or Blaine's balls if it would save their lives, when no one is under threat of death the last thing he wants is to get near their nuts, even if it's just by degrees of separation.
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Both were beyond hilarious characters, but sometimes the things they did were horrific because they had no idea that their actions had consequences (Dick was especially, disconcertingly bad for it). My Kyle is a very tame hybrid of both characters :)
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Oh my God, this is the best thing ever. Ever. Just, ever.
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NOT THAT ITS NOT AWESOME THAT YOUR KID IS GAY.
Blaine: Sent 3:34 AM
IF I WAS GAY I WOULD TOTALLY TAP THAT. I PROMISE.
Blaine: Sent: 3:35 AM
YOUR SON IS HOT MR ANDERSON
Blaine: Sent 3:35 AM
HOW DO I STOP SHOUting oh its ok i got it.
LMAO!! Just chose that particular section b'c I actually stopped at that point b'c my eyes were watering so much I couldn't see the writing...
Every word was gold.
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This is PERFECT. I can't wait to see the embarressing morning after talks they're gonna have to deal with from both their parents.
Please let Kurt get an EVIL revenge on his roomie ;)
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There was originally another half to this story, focusing on the Hudmel/Anderson response to the night's texts, but I ended up not writing it because it was cutting into writing time for chapter five. There will definitely be aspects of it incorporated into the beginning of the next part though!
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