[VOICE POST] ONE.

[firebranding]

[at first, there's a minute or two of silence, followed quickly by a string of obviously disgruntled grumbles and mutters. they stop after a second, and then a voice -- sounding rather frustrated -- comes in quite clearly:]

Oh, fuck me.

Yeah. This makes sense. If Danica weren't dead, I'd blame this on her. Though, you know. I wouldn't be

Comments

[regenerable]

You have fifty eight parking tickets? Wow. And my dad complains about me getting our car stolen.

But um...we're not in America anymore. We're in some place called Purgatorium.

[firebranding]

Yeah. It's, uh... it's a long story.

Really. Funny name for a country.

[regenerable]

I have time to sit and listen. There isn't much else to do around here.

It's not a country, I don't think. It could be an entirely different world. Have you ever seen the Matrix movie? Something like that.

[firebranding]

Yeah. I think I'm kind of starting to notice that.

Different world? Fantastic. Just what I need. And it's called Purgatorium, eh? What're we here for?

[limewillkick]

You sound like you came from New Texas. Does that country always talk like that?

[firebranding]

New Texas? Yeah. I'm pretty sure you mean New Mexico.

I don't think you'd like Texas, anyway.

[limewillkick]

Nope, New Texas.

You're right, I like Japonesse better.

[firebranding]

There's a New Texas now? Jesus, how long have I been away?

... Are we even on the same page here?