When the fuck did potatoes learn to fly?

Got a job, well, two actually. Scavenger, not really sure how that works exactly... So if anyone needs anything found, lemme know? I'll see if I can find it for you. And making journal paper.

-Helios

I hate to sound like the new guy, but does stuff like this happen often? Waking up to find everything made out of legos isn't exactly the best way to start your morning. Totally built a dinosaur out of a chair though.

[OOC: Dinosaur statement stricken out after a minute or so.]

( Cut for swearing )

[The writing is small, concise, but oddly sharp at the same time.]

Magic paper my ass. Whatever.

[And now it's oddly florid, as though the writer is making an effort to mock the very idea of keeping a journal.]Dear diary ( Read more... )

( Before waking )