Holiday Drabble Challenge
For those of you looking for something to do over the holidays (or for those with plenty to do but looking for sources of procrastination), I present to you:
THE 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON CHRISTMAS, BUT AREN'T CHALLENGE
Thanks to scarlet_malfoy fot the card that inspired this.
The rules are simple (and subject to gross embellishment without notice):
- Pick a numbered prompt from the list and comment to say which prompt you're doing.
- create a drabble/drawble/limerick/poem/interpretive dance/other creative pursuit of your choice in whatever fandom you feel like perverting at the time.
- come back and post it here as a comment or link to where you've posted it in your own LJ. At this time, you're welcome to pick up another if you like.
- Feel free to pimp this out and spread the crack.
Come December 26th, I'll collect all the links and post a master list of the crackery for your amusement.
1. Did you get any under the tree?
2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
3. Check out Rudolf's honker!
4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
5. Lift up the skirt so I can clean underneath.
6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
7. I love licking the end till it's real sharp and pointy.
8. From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.
9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against a wall.
To get the fun rolling, the first three people who make a claim may also choose a claim for me to do and I'll come up with something appropriately innappropriate in one of the aforementioned creative pursuits.
♥ chaeldub assignmed me #9.
♥ daddybear716 assigned me #2.
♥ open
THE 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON CHRISTMAS, BUT AREN'T CHALLENGE
Thanks to scarlet_malfoy fot the card that inspired this.
The rules are simple (and subject to gross embellishment without notice):
- Pick a numbered prompt from the list and comment to say which prompt you're doing.
- create a drabble/drawble/limerick/poem/interpretive dance/other creative pursuit of your choice in whatever fandom you feel like perverting at the time.
- come back and post it here as a comment or link to where you've posted it in your own LJ. At this time, you're welcome to pick up another if you like.
- Feel free to pimp this out and spread the crack.
Come December 26th, I'll collect all the links and post a master list of the crackery for your amusement.
1. Did you get any under the tree?
2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
3. Check out Rudolf's honker!
4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
5. Lift up the skirt so I can clean underneath.
6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
7. I love licking the end till it's real sharp and pointy.
8. From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.
9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against a wall.
To get the fun rolling, the first three people who make a claim may also choose a claim for me to do and I'll come up with something appropriately innappropriate in one of the aforementioned creative pursuits.
♥ chaeldub assignmed me #9.
♥ daddybear716 assigned me #2.
♥ open