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[fingersnapping]

[Wandering the streets of this strange new place seems for too long seems dangerous, and not to mention futile. In anticipation that it will actually prove useful, he fiddles with the strange device he's received, prepared to give it a piece of his mind, if nothing else.]My presence here will prove to be nothing but an extravagant waste of time. I

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[idkmybffmrhat]

[What's with all the tl;dr people lately? Honestly]

You've been brought here by the scientists! Welcome to Discedo, Mr von Kar--

[idkmybffmrhat]

----ma? Oh! Are you related to Franziska?

[fingersnapping]

Franziska is my daughter's name, yes. How do you know of her?

[idkmybffmrhat]

Oooh! [That explains the long winded way of speaking] She's here, and she lives with us.

[fingersnapping]

I thought she would know better than to associate with someone dressed in such foolish garb.

[idkmybffmrhat]

[..... SAYS YOU. B|;]

That's not very polite. Nobody would believe I was a magician if I didn't dress like this!

[fingersnapping]

...I also thought she knew better than to associate with little girls playing pretend.

[idkmybffmrhat]

I.. I'm not "playing pretend"!!

---and I'm not little!

[fingersnapping]

[He squints at the image in his video feed. Fuzzy image is fuzzy, but it appears to just be a little girl.]

What are you, thirteen? When my daughter was your age, she had already begun a reputable career.

[idkmybffmrhat]

I'm fifteen years old! I started my career when I was 8.

[fingersnapping]

A career of parlour tricks is nothing in comparison to that of a prosecuting attorney's.

[idkmybffmrhat]

Some people have no appreciation for talent.

At least my career's fun!

[fingersnapping]

And where will 'fun' get you in life?

[idkmybffmrhat]

It'll make me happy.

[fingersnapping]

It is not enough in this world to merely be happy. You are nothing but a naive little girl.

[idkmybffmrhat]

Yes, it is! What else do you need?

I am not li---[/gives up]