Colorado was great ( Read more... )

 along with the pumpkin, we found a

swastika BURNED into the road,

just a couple doors down from my house.

nothing creeps you out more than nazi neighbors.

wow, there was definitely a
gasolinecovered-6foottall-flamingfire-of a pumpkin
out in the middle of my street last night.

this is my neighborhood

and this is what graduated senior neighbors do with their freetime.

welcome to my life.

JULIA THINKS I'M HOT!

Here are some pics I stole from Julia because I'm a PIMP.

( AH SEX )

Coming out of my cage ( Read more... )

wow...I just shared a hot tub with three generations of an entire Italin speaking family.
>I run into the weirdest experiences.

em·bar·rass·ment  (
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[[if you really want to know this much about me go ahead and read ( Read more... )

Sweet talkin is a game for fools
and a fool she was
to think
that

he wasn't fooling her...

[[Don't sweet talk her
or she'll listen
[[Don't sweet talk her
she's too innocent
[[Don't sweet talk her
or you'll break her heart

o wait...you already did

Now she aint gonna listen
She's no longer innocent
She'll never let anyone back in

Isolated
so lonely
heart ( Read more... )