confessions...

[finem]

Dear israel_project. I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car, and I saw you ignore my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also

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[israel_project]

Well... Leonard says hi back, but wow... Mafia? Dude, I TOLD you skinny dipping in the camper van was a bad idea! My shame... it definitely makes me more sympathetic towards your newly-revealed fetish... and I accept the ring back as penance :( My... my ear... Le sigh, at least I look like Van Gogh now? I can go around screaming, "I'M VINCENT!"

[beckychan]

:rofl: These things are just cracking me up. XD I want more people to do them!

[aura890]

*laughs* You confused the heck outta me. But this is funny :P