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[findingponies]

I'm, like, never opening my door again unless I know it's safe. So, like, if you're not Russia knock with that, like, secret knock. The one that's like da-da-da-da-da da-da. But, like, Russia won't know the secret knock so it'll totally keep him out.

Now that that's all taken care of, I, like, totally got a present from Germany, and...

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[reluctantnanny]

I TOLD YOU THAT IT WASN'T MINE

[findingponies]

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, LIKE, WHAT IT WAS!

[reluctantnanny]

DON'T STICK MY NAME IN THE POST AFTER I WENT AND SAID NOT Tsdv ndhdsanlfhagag;h;afgahaf gv;agag; agv

*flail flail flail*

[findingponies]

I LIKE WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THAT.

[danesaxed]

Germania's sons were always a bit off--just be glad you were given porn and not invited to be in a fetish video or something~

[findingponies]

Why would you, like, even say that?

[danesaxed]

To put things in perspective?

Or at least give you something to aim for?

[findingponies]

I DON'T WANT TO AIM FOR THAT.

[hateslonglines]

I would venture a guess and say it has to be what Germany was talking about earlier.

Especially since I can hear him screaming from a mile away.

[findingponies]

Who, like, gives someone a present like this?

[hateslonglines]

A very sad man who's in denial, apparently.

[findingponies]

Ugh.

....why did he even have this?

[wizardoftheweek]

Hmm.

Quaint.

[findingponies]

What's that, like, supposed to be?

[wizardoftheweek]

So what did you find?

[findingponies]

What do you mean?

[myauraispink]

Oh~

Where'd you get that from, mister?

[findingponies]

It was given to me!

[myauraispink]

By who?

[Picking up some now, yes.]

[findingponies]

Germany.

[He shoves the box in the general direction of her. Slowly.]