Bliss in my pants.

[final_problem]

Whoever invented silk boxers can have my firstborn.

Comments

[grimmlittlegirl]

I had nothing to do with the creation of such a garment, nor do I purchase and/or wear them. Therefore, I will not be hosting any material of your genetic makeup, firstly or otherwise. However, I think you have rather striking eyebrows and they would hopefully be a dominant trait in any of your reproductions.

[final_problem]

.... I ... uh. Thanks?

[grimmlittlegirl]

You are quite welcome, sir! I think any children would be glad to inherit your above-the-optics hairline.

[final_problem]

I hope so.