Eat jelly donuts and lose 20 pounds a day

[finagler]

It would seem that I've lost about two pounds over this Thanksgiving weekend. If this keeps up I'm going to have to go and patent my turkey-sweet-potato-pumpkin-pie-ice-cream diet. I'll make bank!

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See that bloody hatchet coming right at you

[thatwesguy]

Sounds like a plan. I could stand to lose a pound or three, and I do like me the turkey-sweet-potato-pumpkin-pie-ice-cream. Yum!