i didn't see anything awesome about the current snooze fest "300" It was just a gratuitous excercise in war porn, with bronzed men bellowing and hacking in endless slow mo, sticking their weapons into other, imperfect (coloured, tall, hunchbacked, boy lovers etc) men, to produce arcs of spurting juices across the screen. i'd rather watch this version, than the bush/cheney loving overlong PS2 cutscene big budget manowar video that is 300...
Yeah, as if the Spartans weren't boy lovers themselves. I haven't seen it, but I've heard it's basically a military recruitment movie for adolescent boys.
300 was the most self indulgent, poorly written, crappy, adolescent piece of shit i've seen in years. It tried to be epic, it tried to be beautiful, it tried to be Sin City AND, It failed, and it failed, and it failed.
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It was just a gratuitous excercise in war porn,
with bronzed men bellowing and hacking in endless slow mo,
sticking their weapons into other, imperfect (coloured, tall, hunchbacked, boy lovers etc) men, to produce arcs of spurting juices across the screen.
i'd rather watch this version, than the bush/cheney loving overlong PS2 cutscene big budget manowar video that is 300...
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AND,
It failed, and it failed, and it failed.
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i haven't seen this movie specifically, though... do they vilify the persians ridiculously in this one too? good caps.
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i found this review hysterical :)
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