New rule: Never get advice about online drug purchases from anyone named Guadalupe.

How's your unsolicited advertising this week?

Time once more for the Bad Spam of the Week. Got a two-fer for ya:

• Are you tired of staring at Playboy trying to cause erection?
• Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).

What's been your favorite?

It's that magic time, time for Best Spam Of The Week, in this case an apparent money laundering scheme in which you get to be the unwitting dupe:

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