Well, That Was A Productive Fifteen Minutes

[filkertom]

(to a possibly recognizable tune

Comments

[rickvs]

Well done! Although I was a bit surprised you didn't go with the "Sharks vs Jets" song :>

[jannyblue]

I think that was the plot of Supershark...

[randwolf]

Now me, I keep seeing "Snarknado," which is probably a description of the internet.

[ext_1431732]

More accurately, a description of Twitter in the wake of the Sharknado.

[purpleranger]

Okay, so you've had a productive 15 minutes. So what are you doing with the rest of the day?

[redneckgaijin]

When the storm passes, don't walk through the rubble.
Sharknado is there.
Some C-list actors are in deep trouble.
Sharknado is there.

Sharknado!
SyFy original movie,
Sharknado is there!

Yes, Sharknado ignores logic and physics,
Biting off heads and limbs,
There's no escape,
He's always there,
Biting the people over land and sea and air
Sharknado is there!

Sharknado!
SyFy original movie,
Sharknado is there!

Sharknado is the codename for American's daring, highly trained
piscine mission force.
Its purpose, to make you forget about Sharktopus-
a ruthless plot to waste two hours of your TV viewing time.

Sharknado!
A real American trainwreck,
Shark-na-do!

[ext_1431732]

And knowing is half the battle!

[redneckgaijin]

I think you misspelled "gnawing." }:-{D

[filkertom]

Second verse, same as th-[CHOMP] AIEEEE*

[annearchy]

I didn't bother to watch Sharknado but your filk made me smile.