fourth fonon || voice/video (as usual)

[figurespeaking]

[There's a familiar sound of the communicator attempting to shock its user, though there isn't an immediate reaction to it. After a while the video feed clicks on to an odd, dark shape before Luke moves his hand off of the screen with a slight whining sound.]

Can't even catch a break from this thing.

It's too warm in here, I'm going outside.

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[Video]

[notyourpage]

Are you drunk?

[Video]

[figurespeaking]

Am I-- [Lifts the communicator toward his face and FROWNS at it.] ...no, Tetsu, I'm not old enough to drink alcohol.

[Video]

[notyourpage]

Then whyaru so wobbly? You didn't get your ass beat, didya?

[Video]

[figurespeaking]

[Offers something vaguely like a smile, though it's sarcastic.] More like my stomach.

[thebloodyflame]

What are you doing?

[figurespeaking]

[Oh gdi. Generally speaking we don't mind you, but right now we're sick and in pain and overheating and just don't feel like dealing with your bitchy attitude.] What the hell does it matter to you?

[thebloodyflame]

You're sick. Don't go outside.

[figurespeaking]

[Frowns.] Since when has my health meant anything to you? I let Natalia cook and I ate it, I don't think there's anything left for my stomach to purge, it's hot inside. I won't be gone long.

[sukimahag]

My, whatever have you done to yourself?

[figurespeaking]

[Assuming this is before he went off and got chomped by a Malboro, Luke just grumbles at his communicator and flops to a seat somewhere nearby the Latimir complex.]

I let Natalia cook.

[sukimahag]

[Awesome!]

Did you think to question her skill first?

[figurespeaking]

I know she can't cook, but she's my cousin and she's trying to help. I don't wanna shoot her down without seeing if she's gotten any better...

[embracethewaves]

...Boy. You do NOT look good. Luke? Is everything okay?

[figurespeaking]

Depends on your definition of "okay". [I never know how to judge whether new comments would be before or after the Malboro chomping. Uh. NEUTRAL RESPONSE, GET.]

[embracethewaves]

[...Whatever definition you use, it doesn't sound like you fit it at all.] Hey-- where are you? It sounds to me like you shouldn't be out there on your own. [FFFF. whichever you want xDb]

[figurespeaking]

[Takes a minute to look around-- where was he, again? Oh, right.] Not far from Latimir. Think 'm okay, though. [So says the fact that you are wobbly and slurring your speech a little, Luke? You're very convincing.]

[oflanvaldear]

Luke? Are you all right?

[figurespeaking]

[Recognizes that voice, and is quiet for a bit while he tries to figure out how to handle this in his muddled state of mind.]

Will be. [Because it's not a lie, but it's also not "Natalia you tried to kill me on accident DX".]

[oflanvaldear]

This is terrible...what could have happened? Do you need any medical treatment?

[figurespeaking]

[Is quiet for a moment. Oh Natalia, my beloved gullible and oblivious cousin.]

Don't think so. Probably just a long time of laying on the floor playing dead.