The Kohler-Wielle Legacy: Generation Red 3.2; Feathers and Vertibrae displacement are the new black.
CAUTION: 54 pics for a 2.9MB download. YOU GET ME BACK! Not that you missed me last two times since everyone thought simkittensims & jtph_jo WERE me. How do you even know this is me!?! YOU DON'T! DO YOOOOU?!?! {[{({(O)_{{o]}]);;;; Um... ANYWAAAAAAAAAAY... ^_^;;
Oh and PS? Uncensored nudity in this one, NSFW!
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So, you remember how I said last time "Stay tuned everyone for the next update, the END OF UNIVERSITY -- THANK CHRIST AND ALL HIS PEERS! -- AND THE START OF THE GENERATION THREE CHALLENGE.... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN..!"??
You remember that?
Yeah?
Well... Um... I thought I had around five screenshots left of Uni and then there was Syrah in her new red generation home and the challenge etc... Well.. Um... Turns out I had an ENTIRE update's worth of shots left. Actually about five shy of my normal update length. WHOOOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT! *apologies* I hope university shenanigans are good enough to make up for it. ^_^;; This is the second time at Uni, and the second time its taken three updates. O_O;; PATTERN!?
Suited-Clearly-Marketing-Student-Dormie: OH HAI THARR FELLOW MEN'S RESTROOM ENTHUSIASTS! I'M DEAD AND I'VE LOST ALL DIRECTION IN LIFE!
Hey there dormie who looks like he's forty and has an awesome bald head of awesome? Whatchoo doin scrawling your homework in the shower stall?
DormieWhoLooksLikeHe'sFortyAndHasAnAwesomeBaldHeadOfAwesome: Haven't you heard? The bird is the word! Bathroom tiles enhance zen. *channels Buddha*
Whenever Syrah's on the exercise machine her fun bar has a MASS of little green arrows. So CLEARLY this is her fun face. Obvs. >_>;;
Syrah: Hey guys? What's going on out there? Am I missing something?
Syrah: I'd look out there too, but can't you see I'm dancing?! :D JOIN ME!
TheDormieCollective™: *all continue to ignore Syrah's alluring Smustle and stare out of the glass sliding doors reacting to NOTHING in various ways*
Sup, Amityville Dormitory?
So. MIRACLE, right? A dormie autonomously showering?
THIS DORMIE? DOESN'T EVEN LIVE HERE! I wish Syrah's fellow dorm-mates would follow her example. *pouts* SOMEONE HACK THE GAME TO GIVE ME AN "Influence... GO CLEAN YOURSELF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SPONGE BATH, SOAK IN THE HOT TUB, IDC!" PLEASE?! *begs*
Syrah: Oh, hey Loki? You just wander over? That's cool. Hang on a tick, wanna listen to this song...
You called him over O_O
WTH?! Its a LITTLE late to play hard to get don't you think!? Well, okay there's still been no sexy times, but there's been A LOT OF FOREPLAY ALREADY. Yeeeesh.
Whoa, well, he might be taking advantage of his position as her Lecturer and breaking all the rules of dignity and, you know, the faculty but... I guess his intentions really are honourable..? Pity the next challenge is dependant on this NEVER HAPPENING.
But that doesn't stop me from letting them autonomously indulge in innapropriate nookie. *sparkles*
AND HOLY CRAP, LOKI. Like I haven't been trying to get this to happen for Syrah's ENTIRE TIME AT UNI! >_>;; She's a freaken senior now, WHY HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN INTO HER PANTS YET?!!
Also, why have you not been in anyone else's pants? You're moderately hot, and clearly an impishly mischevious DRAMA TEACHER. I refuse to believe you didn't score your OWN drama teacher in high school. *refuses*
What? He's already being rampantly innapropriate, he had to start somewhere. ^_^
Syrah? We're trying to get you laid honey. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DATE.
Syrah: SHHH! CAN'T. TALK. JUST. GOT. MEGA. MUSHROOM! I AM CRUSHING ALL FOOLS THAT VENTURE ACROSS MY PATH! THE CARNAGE! ITS DELICIOUS, DELLIIICIOOOUUUUSS!!! OoOoOh KOOPA SHELL! LOOK IMMA TURTLE!
I would be slapping my forehead now, if I wasn't RIGHT with you there, babe. ^_^;;;
Oh my lawds: A dormie. Sleeping in his OWN bed. This update is FULL of insane University contradictions. *in a state of complete shock*
OMG??!?!? DO WE HAVE SUCCESS?!?! SEXY TIMES SUCCESS!?!?
We don't have success. *sighs* They autonomously got into the photobooth to woohoo, and then just got back out of them. *sighs* So to add to the mood of frustration: Here's a whole pile of dormies ignoring Bessie's DELECTABLE cake and not dying. *flail*
WOO! OKAY! They're in the love tub together. The poorly photoshopped roses are flying out into the sky, there's hearts, there's the apparently-pre-requisite-candles (I so don't get the candle thing, I gotta say) Loki is naked, the water is all frothy...! MAYBE, just MAYBE... NOW?!?!
WTHECK?!? You get in naked and then just leave!??!
Also lol really awesomely positioned all-on its lonesome (one could say AUTONOMOUSLY POSITIONED XD) rose is awesomely positioned. xD
Okay you two. Now you're just teasing me. On purpose. *sighs*
(what on earth is the texture on that candle wick?! O_O;;)
Wait, oh my god. Hold the phone. No seriously, hold it. GRIP IT WHITE-KNUCKLED TO YOUR BOSOM! Is that..? CURTAIN BILLOW!?
Holy crap!
Face of contentment, Check..! O_O
HELL YES! RESULT!!!!
Syrah: ...And then after he did that that thing a little more, my face did THIS!
OK >_<;; I might've been really wanting you guys to get it on, but I really don't need an O face re-enactment. K thx. Coulda gone a long time without THAT overshare, Syrah.
Syrah: Dammit Lynwood, take the FREAKEN cake. I want the juice. I NEED IT, and all you're doing is wasting your awesome ear potential and sleeping in the street like a hobo. I don't care if this is some kind of hunger/comfort strike for peasants. LET THEM EAT THE CAKE FOR ALL I CARE. *gets the shakes*
Uh, so mayhap Bessie wasn't the greatest idea after all... ^_^;;
LoL! Loki turns up all comedically pantomine sneaky-like and leaves Syrah a gift from the smokey confines of his bag of holding. A bust for her bust?
OMG WHO DIED?!?! WAS IT LYNWOOD?!
And I have no idea who it was, there's no more screenies this update featuring him and since I played this back in like.. February or something, I guess we'll never know.
Maybe it was Bowler-Hat-Guy, and that's why Pretty-But-Bed-Stealing-Dormie is sad?
Sup DemonMaid? Enjoying your new duds? They match your eyes ^_^;;
Check it out! I made over Suited-Clearly-Marketing-Student-Dormie and I have to say, ANOTHER TRIUMPH! :D Now maybe you'll find some of that solid-go-getting action you so craved 27 screenshots ago :D
PS: I freaken LOVE my eyeball set. AUGH! Winning sclera is WINNING, Anva!
Maybe I'm still a little bitter about that whole Bowler-Hat-Dude escapade on Syrah's behalf, and even though I don't blame her... Look! A really picturesque screenshot of Pretty-THEMATICALLY-REDHEADED-But-Bed-Stealing-Dormie, soiling herself. ^_^
Its been four years, and this is Syrah's first ever go on the Hookah. Jeebus you let a lecturer pop your cherry and keep it on his mantle and suddenly ALL bets are off!
OMG OMG OMG! YES YES YES!!! GO GO BESSIE! You can eat DormieWhoLooksLikeHe'sFortyAndHasAnAwesomeBaldHeadOfAwesome, I APPROVE OF THIS!!
Bessie: *sniffles*
Syrah: Oh yes, my fresian pretty. There's a good cow. *quiet pride*
OMG WTF. He didn't take the cake?! What is he, a cow plant whisperer!?
DAMN YOU, AWESOMELY BALD GUY!
Syrah: THIS SHIT IS UNCALLED FOR! I FEEL GYPPED!
Syrah: Seriously what was that about? I don't even know! He went up to her, she clearly had the cake visible, there was no way of telling that it was in fact a lie. And he didn't take it.
Syrah: HAVE I FAILED HER AS A PLANT-MUMMY!??! *weeps*
And in other "The Kohler-Wielles are freaken crazy pants" related news...
Sangiovese: NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!! I AM A MUZZLE-CONSCIOIUS FREAK! I should just be done with it and go live in the sewers in a fortress of solitude with only the flushed alligator's to keep me entertained with their sweet llama consuming-centric songs. And then, maybe one day, ONE DAY, I'll meet a girl and we can give birth to the saviour of mankind. The seeds for the future robot uprising have already been sewn, after all. SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO SAVE OUR FUTURE!
There there, Sangiovese... ^_^;;
To make up for it, here's a kitten. GUESS WHERE CARROTS CUTHBERT IS!? :D
WHY, HE'S AT THE FOOT OF THE BED, UNDER THE COVERS!
Check out his ZzzZzzzs! SO CUTE! And also, wtf CREEPY! O_O;;;;;;;; Just like the stalker horses.
So Sangiovese got a MOAR RED makeover, and got over his nasal-agoraphobia and then got back over for some karaoke good times :D
*hurts my cousin, monotonehell, with my overuse of the word 'got'*
Loki is SERIOUSLY all about the naked. And apparently all about the pretending to be a Zombie. Is Syrah really into necro-play or something? O_O;;;;;; THINGS I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY HEIR FOR A THOUSAND.
Hawked-Dormie approves of necrotic good times.
OH MY GOD! I missed another one. BAH! I have no idea who this was either >_<;;;
But it brings the tally of possible ghost dormies up to three. YAY FOR CORRINE (the pretty blonde) HAVING COMPANY IN THE AFTERLIFE!
So NOW that its graduation time, and Syrah's throwing herself a graduation party, NOW is the first time ever in her college career that we see tha damn cow. And he's instantly a mean, gown-soaking bastard.
Poppy: LOL LOL YOU'RE GRADUATING..!
Thanks for that, Poppy. Also, YAY HELLO SWEETNESS I MISSED YOU! :D And you're so cute in your little red riding hood lolita co-ordinate! :D
Poppy: WHOA WHOA WHOA! I might've come to your graduation party, and I might be embracing this whole sweet lolita schtick, but no one said we could hug. Okay? *sparkles*
Wow, way to congratulate your hard working sister, there, Poppy.
Modena: WE CAN (sing and) DANCE IF WE WANNOOO!! WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND (cause you're graduating and stuff!), CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE, AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE, WELL... THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!!
Uh. So. WTF POPPY??! Seriously ACR, whats with coupling Poppy with A COW?! Honestly these two started canoodling like crazy in the cafeteria. It was sickening. Put me off dairy for at least five minutes together I can tell you.
But then, OH THEN! Poppy made up for it with an AWESOME FLOOR SHOW OF AWESOME! There's so nothing like a cute-as-a-button sweet lolita rocking out hard core to ease and please. :D Though for some reason I totally imagine her rocking out hard whilst singing The Neverending Story theme song...
Poppy: Turn around... Look at what you seEEEeeeEEeEEeEeeEeeee..! In her faaace, the mirror of your dreeeeeEEeEeEeaaaaAAAaaams..!
Poppy: Make believe I'm everywhere, living in your eyes..! Written on the pages... Is the answer to our NEVERENDIIING STOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEYY!!
Syrah: *smustles to her sister's siren song, whilst dreaming of Atreyu*
Poppy: HELL YES! BEAT THAT!
Poppy's thighs: *be alluring*
AND FINALLY..! TRANSITION TIME!! UNIVERSITY FOR GENERATION THREE?! ITS OVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!