The Ouroboros Round Robin: Round 1.6 + Heir Poll
CAUTION: Only around 38-ish shots, ITS A SHORT ONE! 1.5mb and AN HEIR POLL ARMAGAD! TERROR! Oh yeah, sex, language + gutter brainness. :D
When last we left the Ouroboroses, OrangeBoxerShorts™ had fallen in love with Cimorene and was defending her honour against WhiteLinenSuit™ through a pub's window. Well LOOKIE whoe Cimorene brought home. And look where they're about to play Parcheesi for Cimorene's first time -- her parents' bed! Awww, classy baby.
Cimorene: FINALLY! GET YOUR PAWNS OUTTA THEIR NEST AND BRING EM HOME, BABY! *falls in love*
OrangeBoxerShorts™: *tosses a five*
Okay I'm sorry but these are some of the most amusing sex -- uh, ahem, Parcheesi, my apologies -- faces EVER. Where's Cimorene's top lip gone? Why is OrangeBoxerShorts™ doing a Phillippe from Achewood impression!? Is Cimorene attempting to inhale him?
CIMORENE HIT THE JACKPOT FROM COMMUNITY CHEST! Somehow OrangeBoxerShorts™ got two thousand not two hundred from passing go... WAIT WRONG BOARD GAME!
Me thinks that was much better for her, and considering that it was her first time? NICE WORK OBS™!! *shakes his hand*
OH LORDS THIS IS EVEN MORE WRONG NOW! >_<;;; You're a great lay baby, I'm gonna tell all ma friends! *begs to get back into your pants*
NOT CLASSY >_<;;; I thought you were different, OBS™ ;_;
So now she's gone and taken OBS™'s less than sophisticated hand and become a woman, - I don't care if it cut's like a knife dude, you ARE no good! BLAH! -- I thought she should have a bit more of an adultie Romance-Sim makeover. Thoughts?! :D
And then she wandered out of her parents' bathroom and crawled into the bed she'd just played an ancient indian board game in with her dad.
Uh. That didn't sound right. She played the board game with some other dude, not her dad, but got into her dad's bed with her dad and they didn't play any board games at all.
I hope.
Kazulii isn't even old and yet she appears to be strongly incontinent O_O;; Randomly though, Cimorene and the boys seem to have no problem with cleaning up after her.
"YAY MOPPING UP DOG PEE FROM SHAGPILE, OUR OTH!!!" --??
So incontinent, little Kazulii, but so happy! :D I guess its true what they say: if you want to worship God, get a cat; if you want to BE God, get a dog.
Not sure where the piddle comes into that equation...
Cimorene: OH MY GOD THE ROACH KILLER *love love* I'd like to exterminate HIS bugs if you know what I mean... *fans self*
Me: But he doesn't even have a tool belt, there IS no sex and fixing things right there -- wait, WHUT?! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
SEXY WALK! I've not noticed any of my sims actually strut before. Check out her stylings... Yo're WORKING that girl..! :D Although where exactly are you working it to?
Whoa all the way into her little brothers' room to hit on the maid -- who is for some reason making the beds in his swimming trunks. WTH!? O_O IDENWTK
Honey what's with this sudden urge to bed the help? The maid is NOT interested.
Although it appears someone else is. What on earth does that smell like? Expensive perfume or terrifying man-musk? Considering Cimorene's apparent poor taste in men, and attraction to the blue-collar types, I'm gonna go for Eu De Underarm...
Whoa! The mailbox is RIFE with Pheremoneful Armpittery today. Double the creepy, stalkery, pimp-esque love..!
Wow, so I'm guessing there's only one card template at the florists? GET SOME CREATIVITY GUYS!, Girls like that, k?
Uh... This is new, I've never seen this before... And then I forgot to use it xD
Wow, I hadn't meant to make this update so Cimorene-centric O_O;;; I DIDN'T MEAN TO TIP THE SCALES IN HER DIRECTION! HONEST!
To make up for it, I bring you Daystar, doing his most favourite thing: Checking himself out! Daystar isn't too sure about his facial markings... Neither am I, truth be told ^_^;;
The maid thinks the house is clean and is leaving with a self satisfied smile of a job well done. Really, its clean? You think so do you?
Cause I'm not so sure about that... >_>;; And neither is Fred. How is she to take tea with the Queen if Kazulii is rolling about in rubbish thats been strewn across the footpath since early this morning? SHODDY WORK ETHIC, MAIDMAN!
oOooh I forgot about Mr Mickles..! After all that effort to get him we never used him for anything! *laughs* I'll have to get him again in the KWs I think, use him for fun and profit. :D I wasn't sure what the heck to get Ripp to do with him, so I just used him for love on Fred. Not that that really did anything other than make some really cute animations! xD
AWWWW!!! Amigurumi Mickles love!! You know Im kind of shocked there's no patterns online to make your own Mr Mickles. I think he's actually knitted not crocheted otherwise I'd try and do it myself. BAH!
Also, Ripp + Mr Mickles = Cute couple, no?
And suddenly, OLDSPLOSION!!! Ripp gets old in an eruption of confetti, and Fred takes that as her cute to get naked and phase into a flower pot. :D :D
Yeah Ripp, You still got it baby!
*conveniently positioned Ripp guns for great benefit of Fred's honour preservation are conveniently positioned*
I love his facial expression, with his nose twitch of great justice <3333
Mendenbar. You know that want you keep throwing at me? That one about finding and falling in true love? This isn't how you do it.
Unless you're practicing by playing a dating sim.
Which is also not how you do it.
Although it might help you understand you have to kiss girls if you actually do want them. Huh. CARRY ON! You should totally take that one with the purple hair to the shopping mall and pay for her to ride on the kiddy ride out the back. She'll like that. Just watch out for the nose bleed of loving too much...
Ooop too late she's dead. Oh well. *game reset*
ZAY ZAY ZAY ZAY!! I've taken this screenshot of this randomly generated townie for ou baby, even though you never read my updates!! xD xD His name is Altair!! :D :D LIKE YOUR WARRIOR!!!
This is what Altair would look like if she wasn't a goat... And also, a dude. xD
So Im stalking Cimorene again, but it was a for a good cause! She was chaperoning Mendenbar on a date so he could finally attain TWU WUV! So of course that mean she abandoned him with his woman at the earliest opportunity to dance SO FREAKEN HARD with mis-matched outfitted townies.
PUSH IT, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!!!
I love the townie in front. She pushes it THE HARDEST.
Meanwhile outside the House of Burning Love, Mendenbar and his Juicy Little Stalker are having a more low key, intimate moment. You know, just a LITTLE more low key ;)
BECAUSE YES YES YES!! HELLO FIRST KISS!!! I love how every first kiss in the sims is EPIC and turns them into deities. I can't say that that's what happened with my first kiss.. I was slammed up against a window and then the follow up was SO not as advertised... xD Sloppy little baby boy kiss was sloppy and like kissing a four year old.
YEAH SEE?! YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW AND NOW YOU DO! All I could think of was "Omg have you been suckling on Bush Biscuits this morning? Would you like some mashed and strained apples after this?"
/Me is not at all a mood breaker.
I love that these two actually spend a lot of time together, they share such a sweet little adoptive-father-son bond. <3333 Well, except for the fact that Mendenbar just fell on his arse and Ripp's completely oblivioius to his son's plight as he stares up looking around for the alien that knocked up his wife...
He's not bitter, he got excellent sons out of the bargain. Excellent sons that do not carry his genetic materials... And stuff... ^_^;;
Right, of COURSE you did OBS™. Although this is seriously a Karaoke Machine named Homer, YOU'RE the awesome singer, OBS™, not Cimorene. She's the cat being unceremoniously scratched down a blackboard, remember? >_>;; So basically this is him assuring repeat perfomances... JOKES ON YOU OBS™ You don't get to be in this legacy, so there!
About now I realised that, uh, Daystar's wants are weirdly dog oriented...
YEAH FRED!! YOU GET DOWN WITH YOUR DS AND YO' BAD SELF..!
Anyone notice that since transitioning to elder, Fred's predeliction for going outside in her underwear/pajamas has increased exponentially?
At least its summer. not winter now. xD
And whoa..! O_o;;! Yes this is what you think it is, see that lone chunk of confetti? THIS BE DAYSTAR, A MAN!!! ANd he thnk she's awesome.
Meanwhile, Mendenbar has unlocked overdrive/heromode/rockgod/whateverthehellyoucallit in Rock band. IN THE ZONE!
Oh wait, lol no he just transitioned too! xD SUP MENDENBAR?! :D That's an awfully wholesome look you transitioned into there? Wll you be guest staring on Seventh Heaven any time soon? Touched by an Angel maybe?
AND OMG THE TWINS ARE ADULTS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!?!
HEIR POLL TIME!
Let us all vote -- You've read all the updates so are making an informed decision, aren't you? xD xD
Cimorene Ouroboros
Romance
Sagittarius: 4-7-8-8-3
Turn Ons: Swimwear, Mechanical
Turn Off: Glasses
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Skills:
Cooking: 3
Mechanical: 2
Charisma: 4
Body: 2
Logic: 5
Creativity: 4
Cleaning: 3
Bronze Cosmetology Badge
Mendenbar Ouroboros
Family
Taurus: 6-10-1-9-0
Turn Ons: Jewellery, Logical
Turn Off: Fatness
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef
--Elf Ears Skills:
Cooking: 2
Charisma: 1
Logic: 2
Creativity: 3
Cleaning: 1
Daystar Ouroboros
Knowledge
Scorpio: 10-7-8-3-0
Turn Ons: Make-up, Blonde Hair
Turn Off: Custom Hair
LTW: Become Space Pirate
--Elf Ears
Skills:
Cooking: 5
Mechanical: 3
Charisma: 4
Logic: 6
Creativity: 3
Cleaning: 4
Poll Ouroboros Round Robin Legacy Round One Heir Poll
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