The Ouroboros Round Robin: Round 1.4
CAUTION: 61 shots, so the usual 3mb download ^_^ Entirely appropriate language, sex scenes, community chest, chance, water works and a lotta free parking.
SO! After the christmas hiatus time and the INSANITY of all of that I'm gonna try and finish these really quickly so this show can get RIGHT back onto the road (and get back into the Kohler-Wielle's cause I've played SO far ahead xD) and hopefully get to the votesing SUPER SOON!!! :D
Cause it's been so long since the last update: LAST TIME Fred set herself on fire and had the hots for a random dude who wore Benjamin Long's hand-me-downs, the pleasure sim parents were GOOD ATTENTIVE PARENTS FOR NO REASON, the twins cereal-ploded then child-transition-ploded, Kazul the-dragon-disguised-as-a-parrot escaped and flew to freedom and world domination, the twins got into private school, Ripp was AWESOMESAUCE, CIMORENE BECAME A CHEERLEADER!!! ARMAGAD! Hector rocked my socks off, Hot Blonde Downtownie and Mrs Crumplebottom GOT IT THE HELL ON and Cimorene bagged herself a vampire.
PHEW!!
In an attempt to unserious her little brothers, Cimorene has thusly resorted to reading them entire books filled with toilet humour. I DO NOT APPROVE.
Next she'll be buying them tin foil happy poo hats >_>;;
Daystar, you little piece of adorable. Tiny lips + HUAG nose = RIDICULOUS cute when it comes to admiring the rain. Whimsy, Daystar can has it DOWNNNNN!
I decided, with Cimorene's grades being as MENTAL as they were, that I'd drop her out of high school and get her started in a home business.
MY FIRST EVER HOME BUSINESS! WOO! I had to get simkittensims to explain to me how to do it and to give me some good tips (make all the house doors locked to non-housepeople, for serious, etc xD) and I set about building her a little salon out the back like the kind I remembered going to when I was a little kid in the country. ^_^
The backyard studio -- its AMAZING what you can fit on these tiny lots xD
Its adorably cute, no? Decor totally all picke dup at second hand stores, and bright and yellow walls and chair cause Cimorene is that flavour of cheerful.
Just in case you were wondering, yes these two are still constantly at each other. Erecting fruitful hotels... In places...
After the loss of Kazul, everyone kept rollling the want to get a puppy and so I relented and had the Ouroboros's adopt a little girl pup from the shelter. WORLD! Meet Kazul II! Hereforever known as Kazulii, cause that's the cutes!
Awww poor little Kazulii, so scared and alone, NOT ANYMORE HON!
Welcome to the asylum :D
Cimorene ignores her first clients and goes straight for Kazulii :D D'awww! SO PLEASED with each other!!! The plus side of having the home business is that there's ALWAYS people turning up for the Ouroboros' clan to make friends with to further their careers... You know, if they didn't all ignore the actual clients to play with the dog ^_^;;
AND...! WE'RE OFF!! First make-over out of the gate, a freebie to build up a fanbase...
And... The whistle blows, its a false start... ^_^;;
Its okay poorly dressed townie, as my design lecturers used to always drum into us:
Less is More?
Having no time to go out and look for her own dates what with the business of which she is the only staff member and trying to keep her grades up (or stagnant >_>) because apparently I can't drop her out -- or at least I couldn't work out how ^_^;;; -- I figured it was time to call the matchmaker to satisfy all this little Romance Sim's needs to date ALL. THE. TIME.
Well hai, he's none too shabby :D GOOD WORK MATCHMAKER! :D
I don't know about anyone else but I actually find this REALLY disturbing. Unnattractive grovelling followed by wanting to advertise how awesome a time he had with this chick -- and thusly, one assumes, they should so totally hit her up for a date too?
WRONG! D:<
And thusly I made Cimorene cut him up a little when she gave him a makeover and therefore have to stick a colour co-ordinating bandaid on his face.
YOU BE ALL CREEPY, I CUT YOU!!
Daystar brought a friend home from school: GULES KOHLER-WIELLE!!! :D <3333 Coated in make-up cause I just aged her down from adult when I made her in-game ^_^;;; Whoops xD She got a little overly excited with Jemima's eyeshadow secretly before school this morning?
WHOOOPS!!! A little bit of a spoiler ^_^;;; Thats not one of the possible heir Kohler-Wielle children AT ALL and you can't make me admit otherwise... ^_^;;
Although that being said, DUUUUDE! That's your FIRST (and only) cousin, stop leering at her, its creepy, k? xD I mean I don't blame you, she's ADORABLE, but still ! O_O;; I'LL NOT HAVE INNAPROPRIATE IN-BREEDING IN MY LEGACY!
Well... Not yet anyway... ^_^;;
*isn't planning on breeding in an ancient vamp or anything at some point*
WHAT IS WITH THIS WINDOW!?!? What about it inspires everyone to display their superior crepe suzette pyromania in its general direction?! The window. IT IS INANIMATE. IT DOESN'T CARE. IT DOESN'T EVEN OPEN! It looks like it should, I'll grant you, but it cannot and so robbed of the only way it can express any sort of emotion or opinion... Turning around guys, urdoinitwrong.
Poor Ripp for a good stretch he couldn't sleep without being plagued with fitful, hyperventilation inducing-nightmares. My theory is it was cause he started sleeping on Fred's side of the bed....
So I failed at getting Cimorene to show any affection to her siblings on the couch... Hugging in any form was strictly verboten in her book. But Fred, oh Fred, she comes through with the parental adoration.
Mendenbar: HELLS YES, MUM CUDDLES!! *victorious air punch*
HOW IS THIS NOT DISTURBING TO ANYONE ELSE?! Oh hai, one of my mates said you're a good time. Lets hit it in a back alley... Baby?
WRONG. D:<
...And its party time!
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS SCREENSHOT!? xD One of Cimorene's clients is stellarly excited with Cimorene at the alien babies getting to extinguish the forest fires on their cakes, Ripp and Fred could care less and just want the candles blown out already so they can get back to juggling cups -- not a euphamism, -- made over Hot Blonde Downtownie is just pleased to get out of the house and fat version of that chick I liked in the old hood thinks Ripp is the most feral specimen of humanity she's ever seen.
Oh, and Mendenbar is totally checking out that chick's rack. WORK SON! *thumbs up*
Mendenbar & Daystar: ALLLRIIOOOOOGHT!! We've got some good strong arms..!
Fred: Ooooh what's that shiny thing over there? IS IT A CASTLE?!??!
So-Called-Fat-Version-Of-That-Chick-I-Thought-Was-Hot-In-The-Old-Hood: Grrrrrrrr. I hate this party and everything that it stands for. I'm writing a stern letter to the industry ombudsmen as soon as I return to my dwelling house. D:<
OMG LOOK WHAT ELSE DAYSTAR AND MENDENBAR HAVE!!! :D :D THOSE ARE DEFINITE DEFINED ELF EARS!! Not just these not really maybe have a bit of a point but it hardly counts things that they had as children. EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
RESULT!!
NOT SO MUCH RESULT! ;_; I thought since it worked for the twins that Cimorene might've had hidden elf ear action under that cute corsaged hair of hers... No such luck... On the bright side though she totally digged her make-over in the EXTREME. xD
Whoa, this chick REALLY thinks this party and the premises thereupon sucks hard core. O_o;;; Should someone book her into anger management or something?
See what I mean about HBD just being happy to be here? xD Passive face of bland unimpassion is passive and unimpassioned.
Why is Cimorene crying?
Why cause this example of simian throwback rejected her flirtatious advances. Bastard. Also, lobotomy patient, Y/Y?! O_o;;; YOU CAN DO BETTER HONEY! HONEST!
What the hell? All they did was walk from the front yard to the back yard and NOW suddenly its all fine. She can even touch his face. WTF O_o;;
PS: I love Cimorene's profile. Its so flat and yet so protrudie at the same time xD
Claudius, your poetry seriously blows corny, carrotie chunks...
Check it out! New foods (mMmM french toast and fruit!) served up to you by Ripp in his underthings... You know, for the fans. ;)
LOL LOL DAYSTAR = LONER. Not only did he cook his own meal and rejected the one his father cooked for him, but he walked around the corner and ate alone in the 'corridor' at the chess table instead.
You couldn't even sit on the couch and watch your sister play ps3?
Mendenbar: YOU! FRIEND! I entreat ye, sit with us and enjoy a balance breakfast? Tis the most important meal of the day you know. ^_^
French toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, apples and grapes... HUUUNGREEEEEE...!
Awww, the plates that come with this food are so cute! So country cottage.
LOL I missed Kazulii turning into a GINORMOUS dog cause moonlapse told me on im to run outside and 'look at the sky' so I did and forgot to pause the game.... ^_^;; From what I saw of it though through the trees and buildings it was a pretty shit hot sunset I'll have to give him that so I guess in this case real world can pwn sims...
Oh wow, I just realised, we never once bothered to look at a sunset the entire time he was here at my parents house in the country with me. LOL I fail at romantic cliches.
GAAAH KAZULII! >_<;;; DO NOT WANT! *sighs* I traded in a ravenous bird with a bottomless pit for a stomach for a pigpen huag aminal who eats as much as she can get her hands on no matter how disgusting.
PS: How do sims garbage bins fill with this kind of stuff when they never eat it? xD
Cimorene gave the twins make-overs as a belated birthday present. They both kept rolling wants to fall in love or have their first kisses and as such she decided to trend them up a bit and give them more personal styles. THIS believe it or not is little Family Sim, Mendenbar. Peroxided William the Bloody hair suits him, no? :D
And.. I guess she made Daystar NOT shave and put some product in his hair? xD
Professional mussing counts for a lot, yo!
OMGZ! Do I detect a hint of sibling bonding?! CAN IT BE!? Well okay, Cimorene seems a tad unconvinced but this is what I'm going for, k?
SO! Fred is, I believe, packaged as the darkest skin tone you can get in-game, which you've got to agree with my default skin replacements isn't actually that dark. And for me it meant there wasn't enough skin variation going on in my hoods. And as such I grabbed the actual Rensim darkest skin tone that the blend I use was based on and geneticized it so it'd turn up in the hood... I loaded up the game, went to a restaurant downtown with Mendenbar and LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP COOKING THE FOODS!
*is very very pleased*
Mendenbar, downtown, looking for luuuuuuurve... And its like he released some kind of insane alien need to breed pheremone or something. See the five teen chicks in this shot? ALL of them were lined up waiting to speak to Mendenbar. ALL of them. Veritable buffet of delectable womens? Mendenbar can has...
AND he knows how to talk to the girls right, check him out complimenting that chick on her shoes. SMOOOOOTH, ALIEN BB!
GOOFY GRIN and a face that looks like he's REALLY listening and suddenly everybody wants a piece!
PS: HAI HECTOR!!! I SEE YOU BACK THERE ON YOUR BREAK, PLAYING IT AGAIN SAM FOR THE PEEPS..! :D
PPS: OUCH!! That pigtail through the shoulder's got to be pretty painful O_O;;
First love on the dance floor! So sweet! You think you'll cease all this incessant passing around of Cimorene now? Since, you know, one assumes you'd want this to be a little bit more exclusive now?
Although, you are a slightly de-evolved simian so I can't exactly credit you with smarts...
Yes Daystar, they ARE indulging in secret women's business. You can't join in. No just because you're part alien does not mean you get to find out what it is they're giggling over. Its banned. I can't know what it is that they're giggling about either, if its any consolation to you?
I love this shot in the way it compares Fred and Cimorene's features. HOW did Cimorene get such petite little ears and the toned down version of Fred's facials when you compare to Fred's HUAG elf ears of +342908423948 to hearing of awesome...?
Daystar's Prospective Girlfriend who's name I forget: GO GO!!! :D :D EVERYTHING IS COOL! STUFF IS AWESOME! RIGHT ON!!!
Daystar: Um... Yay??
Her enthusiasm for everything from linoleum to Daystar's artful cowlicks is impressive.
And yet apparently enthusiasm makes Daystar sad....
WHAT. THE. SHIT?! Because teenaged de-evolved simians who write shitty poetry and wear socks with their sandals can clearly afford forty four inch tvs to bestow on their equally teenaged girlfriends...? O_O;;;;
SIMS? YOU SILLY!
Check this shit out! Or pee out... WHATEVER, Kazul has magical ventriloquist-esque pee-throwing ability! She pees over there on the chess table legs, and it appears on the OTHER SIDE OF HER like magic. ZOMG! It almost makes up for the fact that she's peeing indoors because of the magic!
Almost. >_>;;
And the next contestants on SimCity's Got Talent are...!
Don't give up your day jobs guys, although if the magi-pee ventriloquism is included in the act you might actually have something there... Word on the street is the general public enjoy them some poo jokes.
Interesting forehead photography you opted for there, Mendenbar... Also, downtown, in your pajamas? Anyone would think you were the son of pleasure sims... *whistles*
Awww!! Check out Saskia's FULL DELIGHT at her rather boring set of photos with Mendenbar. Their bland expressions please her, like a nice warm flannel.
This chick autonomously LOVES her some Mendenbar...! She follows him about, stands near him like she has no idea what personal space is and fart hearts in his general direction all the time. If Saskia doesn't work out I think cutie stalker might just be his kinda girl.
PS: HAI VALENCIA! *tackleglomps*
Mendenbar: We've just got a bad rap, aliens totally come in peace, I mean how can anyone who makes goofy expressions like this daily be into species annihilation?
Saskia: Isn't that a little .. I dunno, disrespectful to your peoples?
Mendenbar: DO DO BEEP BEEP DRRRRRZZZZ..! *glee*
Mendenbar? I don't think this is really the kind of smooth talking that gets you into Saskia-pants... Just fyi. ^_^;;
OH! O_o;;; You don't actally WANT into them. I SEE O_O;;; Ooops. Wow, what the hell you spending all your time with her then? There's a perfectly juicy shy-stalker with your name on her at nine o'clock.
Wait, what the HELL maxis!? REALLY?! PIMP. VIKING?!?! O_O;;;
And yes I only just noticed this years after I started playing the game. WHATCHOO GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?
GO GO GO PIMP VIKING! YOU BE THE BIGGEST PIMPINATOR IN FUZZY LOINCLOTHS ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN EVER, MENDENBAR..!
Actually the animation for Pimp Viking is boring as hell, the alleged viking pimp runs onto the screen in front of a copse of trees, then runs off. Basically. Wow. Skill-heavy.
Mendenbar's piece of stalker is so supportive of him though, WOO THIS IS THE MOST BORING GAME I'VE EVER SEEN, I LOVE YOU YOU ROCK AT IT. Awwwwwww.
THE UNSAVOURY CHARLATAN IS ACTUALLY RE-ANIMATED UNDEAD! TRUFAX REVEALED! DEVIL POSSESSION! GOAT-INDUCED ORGIES! NEWS AT ELEVEN!!
Okay everyone seriously this IS wrong, right?! Its not just me!?
You know what else is wrong? This group is ALL dudes... ALL OF THEM. O_O;; Now I've got nothing wrong with a girl hanging out with a mass of guy friends and hitting the town. If you've got a mess of close friends of the opposite sex then why not? BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE KNOWS ONLY ONE OF THESE GUYS AND THEY'RE ALL HERE BECUASE HE TOLD THEM SHE WAS "A GOOD TIME."
Sims?! YOU'VE GONE WRONG. >_<;;;
Uh, Claudius? She's behind you... Bending over and playing with large, weighty balls...
Lawds Claudius. She's behind you, and she's giving a backrub to your apparent best-mate. *sighs* You're so clueless, I kind of feel sorry for you now. *petpet* Especially because all the rest of the men and boys in the group know exactly what the heck is happening and no one is letting him in on the train wreck.
Romance Sims, toying with simmie emotions since two thousand and four.
And I leave you with Cimorene, basking in the sweet sweet afterglow of cheating on her cro-magnumie boyfriend with Aggressively-Bored-Face™, blissfully oblivious to the fact that said boyfriend is slapping her around at a bowling alley and experiencing large *PLUSPLUS* action in who-knows-who's general direction.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?! I'D WRITE A CLIFF HANGER, BUT A FRIEND IS HERE TO DO WORK, SO YOU DON'T GET ONE BWAHAHAHAA!
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