ATTENTION, HACKERS!

[fightingmachine]

What the hell?!! Today at work I had to go 'round fixing vending machines because someone had hacked them. I mean, come on! What makes you so special that you get your stuff cheaper than everyone else? Well, I guess after hackin' it they also make it cheaper for everyone else too... But that's not the point! Point is it's wrong and stupid and

Comments

[vicariousknight]

That's dumb.

[fightingmachine]

Yeah, I know!! It's stealing, and totally not cool at all.

...You better not be doing it!!

[vicariousknight]

You just wish you could jump me.

[fightingmachine]

I don't have to catch you stealin' just to jump you!

[far_from_human]

Looks like you're having a bit of trouble there. *sticks hands in pockets and shakes his head*

Tut tut... Vandals... what caaaan you do about them? *grins*

[fightingmachine]

What're you smiling for? It wasn't you, was it?!

[far_from_human]

Who? Me? Nooooo. Why would a respected member of society like myself be inclined to do such a thing? *sniffs haughtily*

Nah... twas probably one of those... y'know... mad people. Lot more of them walking about nowadays.

[fightingmachine]

Oh, yeah! I bet it was one o' them... Eeeegh, they're so freaky! I really try to stay away from those weirdos.

[sisterchinatsu]

I got a little allowance and I went to get a candy bar... and it was cheaper than usual. I was surprised... but happy.

(giggle)

[fightingmachine]

Oh, er... Good thing ya got lucky, then, to get to the machine before I could fix it!

[sisterchinatsu]

When fixing stuff like that...
take~your~time

I want cheap candy...

[fightingmachine]

Well, er... They're not supposed to be that cheap! I mean, I guess since you're a kid and all, it's okay, but there's some jerks out there who really shouldn't be getting the discounts!