It's Time For Open Letters.

[fieryrogue]

Dear Mythology Class,

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to have an excuse to watch Star Wars as research for a paper. I shall enjoy identifying all the unlikely heroes, twin sibling special attributes, and daddy issues contained within and comparing them to texts such as The Odyssey, Arthurian legend, and others

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[jehane_writes]

Dear Bobbie,

We would like you to feel good about eating us. Also, this gives you a chance to use your maths! Divide the serving info by two and you get the stats for eating one of us. (Or, okay, we admit it - this is a blatant attempt to getcha to eat us two at a time and drive you crazy when you get to the enda the packet.)

Love, the Tasty Tim Tams

[fieryrogue]

Dear Tim Tams,

Thank you for your response to my letter. It turns out I portioned the nine cookie packet into three three-cookie servings. I'm not sure how else I could have evenly distributed you without breaking cookies, which I hate to do.

Please consider a ten cookie packet in future, to equalize servings to serving size.

Regards,
The Empty Cookie Tray Is Depressing Me Now