[video] Back with the chocobos / All the jokes

[fierybluebird]

[In a scene that might be familiar to some, Marco is back in the barn, with five baby chocobo. Not quite so baby now, he might be able to fit one of them in a bag on his back, but not all of them. He can't even fit them all under one wing, but that's all right, the others he's dealing with in different ways. It might not be immediately obvious,

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[asideglance]

[Even in the middle of his salt lusting he can pause to realize Marco might need company. ...So he will temporarily abandon the salt stash that has accumulated in the apartment and head for the barn. TEMPORARILY. Sob.

Poking his head in...]

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[fierybluebird]

[Too distracted in the midst of singing a chocobo a lullabye to notice. No really.]

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[asideglance]

...

[What even. But he will just step further inside... A little.]

Marco...

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[fierybluebird]

[Stops instantly though he whistles quietly and carries the chocobo in a blanket over to Japan.]

Bushido. Bored with the mountain of salt? [Teasing words, but a gentle smile, there's clearly no malice behind it, just amusement.]

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[gomugomunowin]

[Plopping down next to you and petting a chocobo.]

....those jokes kinda sucked.

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[fierybluebird]

Got a better one?

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[gomugomunowin]

[He thinks for a moment.]

Don't think so. [Even if he did, he probably wouldn't be in the mood to say it.]

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[fierybluebird]

Two seagulls walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What are you having?"

One says a seabreeze, but the other doesn't know. After some prompting he decides Sex On a Beach.

"I'm sorry," the bartender tells him, "We're out of peach schnapps."

"All right Parrot Bay Pinada," the seagull decides. The bartender gets it for him and the seagull asks "Where's the parrot to beat up?"

"Yeah," the first seagull says, "And where's my salty air?"

[Marco tilts his head. Drink puns to Luffy. Riiiight.] That one's probably worse, huh?

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[tranches]

Those jokes really sucked.

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[fierybluebird]

That's their charm.

Got a better one?

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[tranches]

Have you heard about the pink gorilla joke?

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[fierybluebird]

I have not. Tell away.

[fragrancy]

[ The most unusually wrathful person ever: ]

Yeah, I don't get it. Explain it to me.

[fierybluebird]

Which one? The last one is a pun.

The bar joke can't be explained.

[fragrancy]

[ He wrinkles his nose a little. ]

Why not?

[fierybluebird]

Because you have to use your imagination.

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[meilihua]

Eheh...[Weak laugh, but she's trying!] That was a lot of jokes...

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[fierybluebird]

I have more.

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[meilihua]

...great...?

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[fierybluebird]

[Shrugs.] They amuse me.