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[fiery_demigod]

"Uh, hey there. This is Leo. Obviously you knew that or you wouldn't be calling. You could have the wrong number, I guess. But then you wouldn't leave a message once you realized that I wasn't the person you were looking for. Unless you were looking to make a new friend! Would you like to be my friend? Leave a message if you do

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[onapalebicycle]

(from here!)

"Is this some kind of weird kinky sex thing? I don't know what you do with your tomatoes, and I really don't think I want to find out."