Conspiracy

[fiercestharmony]

Have you ever wondered if, in some corner of the universe, there is a gigantic fleet of minivans huddled and waiting to deploy on all the little hapless Earthlings? I mean, really. You can run into five or fifty minivans a day and they will all be driving like pieces of crap. All of them

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[genuinehokum]

Minivans, the not so mini.

I've driven them. But then, I'm a bad driver in the first place, so I guess it would fit the standards.

However, I wouldn't ever want to be driving one now, making everyone think I'm a soccer mom. They can watch me in my tiny car and quickly decipher that I'm a shitty driver.

Now you're going to have nightmares about minivans. Just like clowns. Maybe clowns driving mini-vans.. which reminds me of that video game "Twisted Metal."

Sorry, I'm sleepy.

Yikes!!

[fiercestharmony]

Clowns don't scare me so much when they're making balloon animals and whatnot, but a clown driving a minivan is insanely spooky.

Twisted metal is great fun, I always used to drive the school bus around. That and jeeps. Jeeps are cool.

Minivans are just -ugh-. I understand when you have to pile 9999 kids into your car it's 'practical', but the engines in them are crappy not to mention they handle like ass. How safe is it to drive a minivan in bad weather or, even, in front of a jerk like me?

You forgot a category..

[dethdogg1980]

You forgot the I'm a yuppy driving a minivan and I'm pissed off because my wife made me get it drivers... the ones that are sure to pull into your lane at the last minute, when you're driving faster than they are..