The Break-Up Artist, Part 1: Things the SGC Staff Never Wanted to Know.

[fiercelydreamed]

So tropes and I are the phone for reasons that don't bear explaining, and we're suddenly plotting an AU in which Rodney McKay is a professional break-up artist. You know, for those times when it's agony trying to craft the perfect "it's not you, it's me" or "I really valued our time together, but I think it's time we go our separate ways" or "I've filed

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[loriel_eris]

Oh. My. God. *dies and is dead from laughing*

I totally support the side for "wants more"! *g*

[fiercelydreamed]

Heh. I'm getting the sense that there's a pretty active camp siding with you. *snorts* Glad you liked our descent into unadulterated crack.

[ariadne83]

Hahahaha awesome.

[fiercelydreamed]

*shakes head* I'm really starting to think she and I shouldn't be allowed to interact unsupervised.

[ariadne83]

One of Rodney's more inexpensive tips is a list (with sub-categories of various complexity and thus price) of ways to be so obnoxious the other person breaks up with *you* first.

[miscellanny]

THAT NEEDS MORE, PLEASE.

[fiercelydreamed]

*facepalm* Nny. What's wrong with us?

[miscellanny]

Individually, or as a fandom? 'cos the wrongness got here way before we did. :D

[dodificus]

I really, *really* hope this is a regular exciting feature:)

[fiercelydreamed]

*laughs* With grad school, it's hard to guarantee regularity of anything, but I think there will at least have to be further installments. We were laughing too hard as I typed this up not to revisit it.

[maggiebloome]

Oh my gosh that's wonderful!

[fiercelydreamed]

Or awful. I mean, once upon the time, they were synonyms, right ...?