Title: Fairy Tales are Bullshit
Pairing: Mario Balotelli/Alberto Paloschi
Rating: PG for language
Disclaimer: Lies.
Note: Written in response to this incident. Copious thanks to applegnat for the super (and superfast) beta.

( Alberto had been the first one outside of his immediate family to see him cry.)

Title: Once Upon a Time, Or: Scenes from a Courting
Pairing: Mario Balotelli/Alberto Paloschi
Rating: barely PG
Disclaimer: Lies.
Note: Written for footie_exchange

(Once upon a time, there was a boy named Alberto.)