Can someone come talk to me about this...

[fiddleyoumust]

Or like, better yet. Come talk me down.

Comments

[astreindre]

HIS GODDAMN FUCKING COLLAR BONES

WHY

Ohhhhh boy you are going to regret friending meeeeee

[fiddleyoumust]

No regrets. We are in this shit together. I need smelling salts, tbh. Like, I have no idea how the fuck someone who looks like him exists or why I find him so damn attractive OR WHY I DON'T EVEN FEEL A LITTLE BIT BAD ABOUT IT OH MY GOD I AM SOOOOO MUCH OLDER THAN HE IS.

[astreindre]

Ugh tbh it's not even like -- that shirt is baggy on him and his face is doing a weird thing and there is NOTHING attractive about that picture to me -- except the goddamn necklace and his collarbones. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SO ATTRACTIVE BUT IT REALLY IS. This is where being the same age as Louis comes in handy: NO GUILT. AND NO GUILT OVER HAVING NO GUILT. They are fiiiiiine and it is totally okay for me to think so.

[fiddleyoumust]

Yeah, idk. Harry just does it for me. I will win at that sex chicken game any day ever day. He can be frowny, smiley, w/e and I'm like "yep, the hottest". I agree wholeheartedly on the collar bones though. BEST. I am also obsessed with his hands, wrists, fingers and the veins in his neck. IDK. IDK.

[lissa_bear]

I want to go into his closet, find all of those t shirts (particularly the white ones) and set them on fire.

[fiddleyoumust]

THEN HE WOULD JUST STOP WEARING SHIRTS AND WE WOULD DIE. HE IS A NUDIST, ELISSA.

[lissa_bear]

True. Fuck, there is no solution but to claw my own eyes out.

[fiddleyoumust]

But then you would miss Zayn being pretty. :(

[fiddleyoumust]

Your reaction is a valid reaction.

[shutyourface]

Pretty sure he was only put on this earth to torture us.

[fiddleyoumust]

Man, I am truly starting to understand from first hand experience that whole "it's a thin line between love and hate" shit.

[shutyourface]

Thoughtless asshole.

[prettykitty_aya]

Man, I am truly starting to understand from first hand experience that whole "it's a thin line between love and hate" shit.

Oh man, yes. I'm constantly WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY? I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY. I AM OLD. STOP THAT.

[makesomelove]

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARRY'S NECKLACES AND HOW THEY ARE PROBABLY WOMEN'S NECKLACES BECAUSE OF THE CLASPS AND HOW IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

[fiddleyoumust]

I definitely think the paper airplane necklace is a ladies necklace since i've searched it and all i ever come up with is ladies' versions of it. Ugh everything about him makes me want to die. I am in a constant state of feels overload.