Never Kiss and Tell or How Brendon Urie Never Got to Top Again: A Cautionary Tale (Brendon/Spencer)

[fiddleyoumust]

Never Kiss and Tell, or How Brendon Urie Never Got to Top Again: A Cautionary Tale // Brendon/Spencer // NC-17 // 5,100 words

Notes: Thanks to insunshine and of_evangeline for the beta. Thanks to cheapcrowd for encouragement and part of the title. :D This is really just porn, the plot kind of got lost somewhere. IDEK.

Comments

[ericaplease]

lolololol this porn is so a+

As if that wasn't bad enough, he also throws his arms up in the air and struts around the room like he's just scored the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl.

CLEARLY the way it would happen. especially loved the end, with all the naked cuddling on the kitchen floor, and all the banter. you write really good banter! also, ilu ♥

[fiddleyoumust]

Thank you, Erica Sue. I want so much curtain fic about them, tbh. Fic where they buy couches and kitchen tables and pick out tile floors and soft plush carpeting, and then they have lots of sex all over all of it. :D

[disarm_d]

Ah! Firstly, that is the most amazing title. Secondly, ILU for making a scene where Spencer and Brendon are lying on the kitchen floor talking about their sore asses totally romantic! ♥_♥ This was cute and sexy and funny. I love the way you write Spencer/Brendon.

[fiddleyoumust]

Ahahaha. Thank you so much!

I had no idea what to call it, and cheapcrowd was all, "Just call it 'How Brendon Urie Never Got to Top Again: A Cautionary Tale', and I started cracking up. So it was.

I love writing about them being douchey boyfriends. IDK why, but it makes me happy.

[quatre_k]

YAy lol I loved this!

[fiddleyoumust]

Thank you!

[cheapcrowd]

*___*

More fucking Brendon over tables on '09! \o/

[fiddleyoumust]

I will do my best to make it so!

Now, go make me a sammich some icons. :D

[stephanometra]

♥

[fiddleyoumust]

<3