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Legolas, before the Plastic Surgery and Hooker Shoes.

Dec 05, 2003 02:14

Okay, so the first part is not technically a review, but we do manage to make fun of several fandoms and fanfics! A piece of a conversation between several ficbitches tonight, wherein we come up with a new name for certian types of BNFs and try and foist off a gigantic review of 3 novel sized fics onto each other.

( Get Backers, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, Oh My! )

Comments 62

shoiryu December 5 2003, 17:40:01 UTC

I hate Evangelion.

But this story made me want to clutch it to my chest screaming "NO! TAKE ME INSTEAD! DON'T HURT THE BABY!"

rackhamrose December 5 2003, 18:53:30 UTC

...she recollected a quote from Roger Browning. It claimed "God's in his Heaven. All's right with the world."

ROBERT BROWNING. ROBERT FUCKING BROWNING. NOT ROGER.

*steam* I'm not a fan of Evangelion either, but the mis-attributed (wrongly attributed? aiieee, it's killed my braiiiin) poetry reeeally crosses the line.

...and all the gratuitous sexbloodpainoohlookitmeImaSECKSHOOALDEVIANT!!1! in the writing? Someone needs to tell this author that she really needs both hands to type properly.

koshiroryuu December 5 2003, 21:55:54 UTC

No-one here objects to a little borderline incest, right?

Well, to be honest, if we did then all the Shinji/Rei would've gotten to us long before this piece of crap.

This fic sucks like a black hole, but the semi-incest is really just a tiny little incidental detail within the greater suck-fest that is this drivel.

(Poor Kaoru. He had to do a girl! Ew! XD)

ladyuranus December 5 2003, 22:21:18 UTC

I'm out of the Hp fandom loop, but Rhysenn Malfoy? Only time I've seen that name is in the Draco Trilogy...And I suppose that's the one you want to ficbitch? Or is LotR? ^_^
I'm not going to be able to stop laughing during the movie, thanks to you... gah... Legolas is platforms...

blackstar08 December 5 2003, 23:19:41 UTC

Okay, that was just really stupid. How would Kaoru and Mary Sue's sex kill Lilith? The last time I checked, Lilith was only killed when Shinji refused to accept Instrumentality. The only reason that happened was because Shinji was at the controls of Third Impact! And that crap about killing God? WRONG! Gendo wanted to use Lilith in order to reunite with Yui, with the merging of Man into the 18th Angel the vehicle to do so! DO YOU HEAR ME?! COMPLIMENTATION WOULD CREATE THE EIGHTEENTH ANGEL, NOT GOD! WATCH NGE OVER AGAIN, YOU DUMB WHORE OF A WRITER!
And Keel was OOC in that tiny bit in which he appeared...

A bit into this... blackstar08 December 7 2003, 12:27:50 UTC

Hmmmm.. I have to say that while the fic is a piece of crap... you do seem to be a bit into this a little too much.

Re: A bit into this... blackstar08 December 7 2003, 18:13:37 UTC

Sorry, psycho-fan moment. I love NGE to death, right up there with Legacy of Kain and whatnot. This fic managed to bring out my inner fanboy.