FIC FOR ROCKTHECLICHE

[hyphen_chan]

For: rockthecliche
From: sekky_chan

Title: まってる (Waiting, We’re Waiting)
Pairings/Characters: KAT-TUN, elevator-tan. Also feature: TegoMass, Kanjani8, and a security guard named Yoshiji. Implied crack Junno/KAT-TUN members, Kame/Maru, Maru/Massu, and Junno/Yoko(?)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Uncomfortable Elevator Bonding Moments. References of Japanese pop culture.

Comments

[courtney_bubble]

I loved it, you did a really nice job in this and I couldn't stop laughing!
In NEWS’ dressing room, Massu sheds a tear.
I LOVED THAT XD
Thanks for sharing♥

[sekky_chan]

Hahaha thank you, I'm really glad you laughed, always a pleasure <3

[sekky_chan]

Of course the one best to tell a tale this crazy is Junno's ;) I'm really glad you liked it, and it makes me happy that it somehow made you feel better too. Thank you very much for your comment <3

[lwootz]

LOL!!

Honestly, author anon, this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a fic in the longest time. The header alone had me chortling because ‘elevator-tan’ and ‘Maru’s potty mouth’. I think the thing that got me most about this fic is that every single line is a new hilarity; like you kept the humour going at a snappy, and rapid pace to the point that I was gasping for air by the end. Like seriously, this is just the sort of crack I love the best.

Anybody who knows KAT-TUN knows that they’re rarely in sync. This doesn’t just mean they can’t formatively dance. No, their extreme sense of… individuality includes never wear the same theme of outfit to work, never use the same brand of shampoo (even though some private cases might want to dispute) and, most importantly, if at all possible, never stay in the same enclosed space together for more than two minutes.EVERYTHING about this paragraph. Just everything

[lwootz]

And can I just say that your Nakamaru in this is a riot. He just HATES them all and has secret vendettas. How he’s reached the point of muttering horrible things aloud where he previously thought none of them would hear. Gold; so much gold and I thought nothing could top that but then

“You know what this reminds me of,” Koki speaks from his post next to Junno, sounding strangely quiet.

Junno wordlessly inches a little closer to Kazuya.

At first I’m like omg, what happened? It’s the perfect type of ominous and it’s pretty much like foreshadowing and you revealed that perfectly.

On his left, Koki fidgets with the lowest button of his shirt, big eyes sweeping across each of their faces like he’s contemplating something.

“It was this video I saw once,” Koki murmurs, as he bats his lowered eyelashes at them. “There was this group of people who got stuck in an elevator and realized that they had… needs-“I can’t get over how funny that is. Koki is essentially trying to orchestrate an orgy now that the opportunity arises with them all

[lwootz]

Then you managed to kill me with JunDa’s unfortunately off telepathy and both of them ending the exchange with “You’re super lame.” made my life because I actually got Jay-g’s movie reference and it IS super lame >.<)/

Next to him, Koki whispers still. “There are so many things you can do in a trapped elevator…”

I can’t anymore hahaha I just can’t.

Can I also say that I love Yoshiji and his entire exchange with Eito? Poor guys, consistently denied entry despite dragging the sexiest Osakan with them. Plus all the love for implied Yoko/Junno.

“I have an idea,” Junno wipes at his brow. “Like, if we combine all our strength, and with a really loud “Finish!”, we kick at the door with our full force-“

“Please stop.”

“I want to be Red, then” Koki pipes in.Oh. My. God. This exchange wins every award I have authority to give. I like legit just fell in love. (Before it was just kinda, but now we’re serious). Plus Koki. Of course. Ugh, OF COURSE. Like Kame has to be the best whiny, adorable, and sensitive thing I’ve ever read and it’s

[sekky_chan]

(IDK who replies to a crack fic with a 3-part comment, but I know how cray you are)

<333333333

(Massu is clearly the most sympathetic character of this whole thing, obviously)

[scorch66]

WELL THAT WAS A FUN ELEVATOR RIDE \*o*/ idk if it was intended, but I listened to the elevator music you linked to while reading and it had the side-effect of making my sadistic feelings errupt, and so everytime Nakamaru banged his head againts the wall and Kame moaned in misery, I clapped in delight fhsdjdjk maybe I was channeling your Junno X3 Koki's lines and Nakamaru swearing at everyone were my favourite moments. Great job, anon! ♥

[sekky_chan]

I first chose the music because it did make me laugh during the scenes where body harms happened, but I had no intention of simulating sadistic feelings though. That was totally not in the plan.

Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it <3 Maru is intensely OOC here but I'm glad you accepted him for who he is XD

[rockthecliche]

They are KAT-TUN. They came. They saw. They conquered. ---> i started dying of laughter at this, causing my coworkers to stare at me like a crazy person, but whatever, they got used to it because i really couldn't stop giggling after that throughout this entire piece

[sekky_chan]

Ah, thanks gods. I was really worried you wouldn't like it, it's my first time writing this genre. So glad and thank you <3 Writing for you this year was a refreshing challenge. I hope you'd still like it the next time you come back to it!